AN: Yes I know there are many of these but I love these flicks they entertain me so, I did one. Giggles. Enjoy the randomness.
Alice: Come on say it
Kiki: I don't wanna
Alice: I see u doing it so do it already
Kiki: Fine, I don't own Alice Cullen
Alice: Andddd…
Kiki: or the rest of the Cullens
Alice: *Glares*
Kiki: OR any part of the Twilight Saga Universe it all belongs to the Wonderful Stephenie Meyer.
Alice: Good girl!
Kiki: *mutter mutter* hisssss….
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Cullen's Chat Room Chaos
PianoPlayer has logged on
WolfGuy
Cantreadmymind has logged on
ShoppingQueen has logged on
Grizzlyman has logged on
BMWBabe has logged on
ShoppingQueen:…Really those are the best screen names that you guys could come up with?!
Cantreadmymind: What? What's wrong with mine? It's original!
Grizzlyman: I think personally "clumsy human" would be good
PianoPlayer: Emmett…
ShoppingQueen: Nah, more like "Danger Magnet" you can't argue with that one
WolfGuy: Nope not really…
PianoPlayer: Righttt, this coming from "WolfGuy"
WolfGuy: Whatever Leech "PianoPlayer" lame name...
Cantreadmymind: HEY! Edward is a perfect piano player! He even wrote me a song…
PianoPlayer: Ha, take that dog
WolfGuy: Whatever
LochNessMonsterlookalike has logged on
Everyone:…
BMWBabe: Reesme Dear, why is that your scene name?
WolfGuy: WAIT!
LochNessMonsterLookalike: Because Jakey thought it was cute
WolfGuy: Dang it…
Cantreadmymind: JAKE!!!!
WolfGuy: Uh…oh
Grizzlyman: Heehee, Wish I could eat popcorn right now…
Cantreadmymind: (glares) we'll get you a better screen name sweetie
LochnessMonsterLookalike: okay whatever
WolfGuy: Still better than "PianoPlayer"
PianoPlayer: Would you get off that?
Cantreadmymind: Sigh..remember when you first played my lullaby for me?
PianoPlayer: Yes…
Cantreadmymind: so sweet, romance
WolfGuy: (gagging noises)
Cantreadmymind: Watch mongrel or I'll punch you AGAIN and this time it WILL HURT!
LochnessMonsterLooklike: Mommy, why did u punch Jakey for?
Everybody:…
Cantreadmymind: Uh, I'll explain later sweetie
ShoppingQueen: Really Emmett Grizzly man is the best you could come up with?
Grizzlyman: Oh so what's so great about "Shopping Queen"
ShoppingQueen: It's a play on "Dancing Queen" from Mama Mia! Dancing Queen Young and sweet..
PianoPlayer: Urgh, Alice please no ABBA…
ConfederateRebel has logged on
ConfederateRebel: Hey-
Grizzlyman: Okay and you say mine is lame!
ShoppingQueen: Watch it! I made his screen name!
LochNessMonsterLookalike: I think it's cool
ShoppingQueen: HA, thank you Nessie
Grizzlyman: Oh sure get the kid on your side…
ConfederateRebel: Um, Em…
Grizzlyman: Don't you love your Uncle Em's Screen Name?
LochNessMonsterlookalike: Yes
Grizzyman: HA
LochNessMonsterlookalike: But I like Daddy's Best
PianoPlayer: that's my girl
Grizzlyman: grrrrrr
ConfederateRebel: Uh Guys!
Cantreadmymind: Aw, cute Daughter/Father Moment
BMWBabe: and there it goes…
ConfederateRebel : GUYS!!!!
Cantreadmymind: ;p
WolfGuy: Bells that's not a real smiley u know
GrizzlyMan: I like it tho…;p ;p ;p ;p ;p, reminds me of those toxic stickers…
PianoPlayer: Which I might add you ignore…
ConfederateRebel: EM!!!
GrizzlyMan: Well, Uh Duh Eddie boy, Vampire!
ShoppingQueen: Uh, Em you might wanna…
Cantreadmymind: True but you should remember to heed the sticker when around humans like Mike Newton, remember that last day you drank that stuff in the science lab He freaked…
Grizzlyman: Oh yeah lol, good times, good tim-
ConfederateRebel/ ShoppingQueen: EMMETT MCARTHY CULLEN!!!
Grizzlyman: WHAT IS IT!
ConfederateRebel: Your Jeep is on Fire
Grizzlyman: WHAT!!!!!!!???
Grizzyman has logged off
BMWBabe has logged off
ConfederateRebel:…Jasper what did u do?
ConfederateRebel: Who me?
PianoPlayer: (rolls eyes) He wasn't watching what he was doing in the garage and caught Em's jeep on fire
ConfederateRebel: Hey how?
PianoPlayer: You just logged on the computer right next me Jasper…I thought you were my SMART brother
ConfederateRebel: I'm a little jumpy okay? Not of Em, but Rose…
WolfGuy: Oooo, I smell a cat fight…
ShoppingQueen: Moron, that's when 2 girls fight
WolfGuy: Exactly. Em and Jazz are vamps therefore girly looking therefore Cat fight
PianoPlayer: Your logic defies logic Jacob
WolfGuy: Why thanks Ed
PianoPlayer: that's wasn't a complement Jake
WolfGuy: …Oh.
ShoppingQueen: Uh, Jazz you might wanna log off…
ConfederateRebel: YIPES!!!
ConfederateRebel has logged off
ShoppingQueen: Sigh...I'd better go help him
ShoppingQueen has logged off
LochnessMonsterLookalike: Is Uncle Emy and Aunt Rose going to kill Uncle Jasper?
PianoPlayer: Nah, maim maybe but not kill
LochNessMonsterlookalike: Oh good
TheDoctorSparkles has logged on
TheDoctorSparkles: …okay who hacked…?
EveryonebutNessie: Emmett
TheDoctorSparkles: thought so…Nessie it's time for dinner
LochNessMonsterlookalike: Okay Grandpa Carlisle
LochNessMonsterlookalike and TheDoctorSparkles has logged off
PianoPlayer: Hmm, want to go for a "walk" Bella?
Cantreadmymind: Okay!
PianoPlayer and Cantreadmymind have logged off
Wolfguy:…I feel alone…arooooo….
LochNessMonsterlookalike: Jake come on! Dinner 4 u 2!
Wolfguy: Uh? OH! Yay!
Wolfguy and LochNessMonsterlookalike have logged on
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AN: TA-DA!! And that makes the official return of AnimeGirlKiki! Lol. Long time since I've gotten to write something! A veryyyy long time…it's sad really…lol. More to come this was my 1st Twilight flick so feel free to review and I do take suggestions tho the next two chapters are planned out already. Well…Chapter 2 is, Chap 3 is under construction lol…
Lol, Kiki