And now to get all them frazzles out my mind! I want to put another chapter up for my Yu-gi-oh story "Light can be Dark Too" CHECK IT OUT I SAY! Woof!

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(No wait...now it has a tittle, huh?)

Kaiba pranced over to his closet and whipped out a charming potatoe costume. Hugging it to his bossom, he couldn't help but let out a squeal of delight. Oh how I love spuds! With the care of a surgeon, he smoothed out the wrinkles. Slowly he stepped into the giant potatoe costume and zipped it up. He then lept out his window, wearing the vegetable with pride.

"Weee! I'm just like a little girl again!" Soaring and spinning, Kaiba let his inner spud take charge. He ignored the bugs getting caught in his teeth. Without warning, a seagull got caught in his roots! Screaming like a pig in heat, Kaiba's back end burst into flames. He gathered up speed as he went plummeting straight for the ground.

Jounochi and Yugi were busy being lumps in the local school playground. They widdled away the time by spitting acorns at each other. Anzu wasn't present on account of her leg being bitten off by a rabid mongoose. I hate Anzu. She can lick my balls...Did I mention in this story she is in horrible pain? Yes! Horrible! An infection spread up her mangled leg stump! The doctor's couldn't save the remainder of her leg so they hacked off her other leg. To make things even and all...

"I poured cottage cheese down my pants once..." Lazily Jounochi let the words fall from his mouth. Before Yugi could reply, something hurtling from the sky smashed into him. He vomitted up his lunchable from the impact. What ever hit him rolled away. He and Jounochi looked down at it. It was...it was...a giant penguin!

"Yay! PENGUIN! I LOVE YOU!" Yugi hugged the penguin and giggled nervously as it tried to feel him up. And feeling a tad bit left out, Jounochi threw himself off a near-by homeless man. The fall cost him his left temparol lobe.

Mean while, Kaiba continued his fatal plummet towards Earth! He could feel his intestine being pushed bout his ass by the force. Just then, potatoes rushed up towards him from the ground. They piled one on top of the other and caught Kaiba. He closed his eyes blissfully, lulled to sleep in the gentle embrace of ground dwelling veggies. Holy shit! How many ways can I think of to call a fucking potatoe! This is just sick! I hate myself.

The brown nuggets of the earth craddled Kaiba like a bum craddles his bottle of gin. He let out a sigh of content as the dirty veggie logs engulfed him within their moldy innards. Vagabonds of the vegetable world they be! Dirt dwellers! Root spawners! Lumps of the planet's shit! Holy Christ! I can't stop! (SOB) I've never hated myself more then now...

Mokuba drooled on himself as he watched tv. The Disheveledy Channel was on. It began to eat away at his brain. He couldn't stop himself from watching though. The half bakaed plot lines and undeveloped charactors had grown on him. Like boils on the ass of a bed ridden obese man. Mokuba could feel himself forget how to read. But the Disheveledy Channel does have a way of doing that to you.

"OH MY GOD! IT'S HER! HILLBILLY DUFFLE-BAG! SHE'S SO HOT!" Mokuba danced along as Disheveldy's greatest little cash cow, HillBilly Duffle-bag, tried her best to sing what she called music. In case you couldn't figure it out, I'm talking about the Disney Channel and Hillary Duff...I know...Coming up with funny take-off names isn't my strong suit...I have a problem...This isn't even a funny story any more. I think I lost it at the infection part. Damn. I guess there's only one thing to do now...

Edible dirt-loving rolls...Fin