span style"background-color: #000000" Another Reason to be Hungry & Horny /span
Description: K Willow and Tara are living with Buffy, Dawn is around and so is Faith. Anya is still human. Basically it's if Faith hadn't gone to the mayor, Xander and Anya hadn't broken up and Willow hadn't gotten all magic crazed… Just read it and leave me alone!
Rated: M for sex and drugs
Pairing: Buffy/Faith, Slash
span style"background-color: #000000" Disclaimer: /span I don't own anything, I just play with Joss's toys.
One late night after slaying..
"So what now?" Buffy asked as they walked.
"Lets go back to my place for a minute, I have to pick something up." Faith said.
"Ok, then we can head to my place, mom's gone and Willow and Tara are there, they're probably still awake." Buffy smiled.
Buffy waited outside for Faith and she was in and out of the motel in mere seconds. They headed back to Buffy's and when they got there they could hear light music wafting from upstairs. They knocked on the door and Willow let them in.
"Hey guys, whatcha doin?" Buffy asked.
"Oh just listening to some music, and chatting about some spells we were thinking of trying." Willow said grinning as she looked at her girlfriend.
"Where's Dawn?" Buffy inquired.
"It's Friday…" Willow said looking at Buffy strangely. "She's gone to her friend Janice's remember?"
"Oh right." Buffy nodded.
"So what are you guys up t, to?" Tara stuttered.
Faith smirked, "Come on downstairs to living room and find out." With that Faith clasped Buffy's hand and bounded down the stairs with her.
Willow looked at Tara and Tara looked at Willow and simultaneously bolted for the bedroom door. As Willow and Tara entered the living room they saw Buffy sitting on the couch. "So what's going on?" Willow asked.
"Don't look at me, I have no idea. Faith's in the kitchen, said we should wait here." Buffy shrugged.
Faith strolled into the room and jumped onto the couch next to Buffy. Willow and Tara sat in the nearby armchair together.
"So what's up Faith?" Buffy asked, eyeing Faith nervously.
Faith pulled a zip lock bag out of her pocket and unrolled it. "Well slaying either gets me hungry or horny and since you three claim to have no knowledge of such things.." Faith rolled her eyes at them.
"I am not doing drugs." Willow stated emphatically.
"Oh come on Red, it's not drugs, it's just pot! Besides if you haven't tried it so how do you know it's bad?" Faith questioned.
"Nuh uh." Willow shook her head emphatically.
"K, your loss." Faith said while she rolled a joint on the coffee table.
They all watched her expertise as she rolled it, and Buffy paid close attention as Faith licked the rolling paper to finish.
"Hey B, you have anything that can double as an ashtray?" Faith asked as she pulled a silver lighter out of her jacket pocket.
"Uh, yeah, one sec." Buffy answered as she raced to the kitchen. Buffy came back with a plastic Tupperware container. Faith laughed as Buffy set it down on the table and said, "Suburban smokin." Faith then lit the end of the joint and took three great tugs off of it. She then exhaled making perfect smoke rings smiling all the while at the other girls faces. Faith went to hand it to Buffy and as Buffy reached for it Willow said, "Buffy you're not.." Buffy hesitated but her curiousity won out. She grabbed it took a small puff.
"Come on B, didn't you even watch me?" Faith exclaimed. Buffy nodded and took a long drag holding it in her lungs as long as she could before exhaling.
"There you go!" Faith smiled, her eyes alight. Buffy offered the blunt to Willow, who still shook her head but a little less emphatically then before. Before Buffy could pull her hand back Tara reached out and grabbed the joint from Buffy's outstretched hand and took four long drags. Buffy already feeling the effects of the drug laughed. Faith looked on, "Impressive." She commented. Willow had this look of pure unadulterated shock on her face. Tara looked at Faith and smiled shyly, but when she saw Willow's expression she had the presence of mind to look slightly abashed.
"Blondie, you have to have done this before!" Faith laughed as she took another couple hits.
"Yeah well, it was a nice escape from my family life.." Tara explained.
After a few minutes the joint was getting kind of low and at this point all of them except for Willow were as high as kites. Faith kept staring at Buffy till she screamed at her to stop and then they both collapsed into a fit of laughter. Tara joined them in their game. Willow just sat there watching. Suddenly the front door burst open and all the girls froze. Dawn walked in to the living room and there was a collective sigh of relief as Faith finally let the smoke expel from her mouth and then they all began laughing again.
"You guys are smoking pot!" Dawn exclaimed.
"Oh my god Dawn! We didn't think you were coming back tonight! I wasn't smoking any." Willow babbled loudly.
"I can't believe you guys!" Dawn huffed.
"I'm so sorry Dawn!" Willow said in a tizzy.
"You all should be! I mean smoking without me? How rude!" Dawn exclaimed as she bolted to sit on the floor next to Faith.
"What!" Willow's yelled as her eyes becoming huge. Everyone began giggling again as Faith handed Dawn the joint, after looking at Buffy for the ok. Buffy just shrugged, smiling still.
"Buffy you have a perma-grin!" Tara pointed, her shyness long gone now.
They let Dawn have the rest of the small amount of pot that was left but it wasn't enough to get her high and she pouted.
"Sorry Dawnie we'll roll another one okay?" Faith asked seeing the girl sulk.
"Cool." Dawn said bouncing her legs. No sooner had Faith finished rolling the second joint that they all heard a knock on the door.
"I'm not getting it." Buffy said right away, which made everyone laugh because they had been thinking the same thing. Willow sighed and got the door. Anya walked through the door and directly into the living room. "..and so that's when I left." She finished.
"Hey Anya!" came the chorus from all the girls. Anya looked at them shrewdly.
"What are you all doing?" she asked.
"We're just havin' a girls night in, your welcome to join us." Faith waved happily.
"Yeah just pick a spot on the floor." Buffy gestured.
"Pick a spot any spot!" Tara blurted out laughing at herself.
Anya sat beside Dawn on the floor. "Alright, why are you all acting so strangely?" Anya asked. They all started laughing again at Anya's ignorance. After the laughter had died down slightly Faith attempted to explain.
"Well, you see, we are smoking an illegal substance, otherwise known as a drug, it changes our perceptions and makes everyone happy." Faith finished as she smacked her lips together. "I need a drink."
"Me too!" Buffy said.
"Me three!" Tara chimed in.
"Ditto!" Dawn bellowed as Faith headed to the kitchen.
"Ditto?" Tara asked laughing.
"Yeah ditto, what's wrong with that?"
"You were supposed to say me four dummy!" Buffy explained also giggling like an idiot.
"Oh, right" Dawn said as she looked to be in deep thought. As the explanation finally kicked in she too began laughing.
While Faith was in the kitchen Anya was shown how to inhale and was doing so, and she was coughing like crazy.
"Wow that burns." She exclaimed.
"Newbie!" Tara pointed.
"Okay, just give me the darn thing." Willow said, finally giving in. She was not going to be the only non-giggly one there.
"Guys! I just realized I only have two hands and that there are…um a lot of drinks I'm supposed to bring out there." Faith called from the kitchen lamely.
"I'd come and help you Faith but I can't stand!" Dawn yelled back as she fell over onto her back laughing once more.
"I got it!" Buffy said jumping over the back of the couch. "Hey I didn't fall!" Buffy looked down at her now standing self behind the couch.
"Impressive." Tara nodded, seemingly only able to speak in one word sentences.
Willow noticing this poked Tara in the side. "You only say one word! Newbie, impressive. That's funny." Willow chuckled to herself. Dawn and Anya had been giggling for no reason and when they heard Willow's statement they descended into fresh gales of laughter.
Buffy and Faith in the kitchen, Buffy thought to herself. "Buffy and Faith in the kitchen with the drinks." She said aloud. "Clue!" Faith exclaimed. "We should play that." Buffy chuckled trying not to spill the drink she was pouring.
"I can't, con-cen-trate, enough, to play that." Buffy said the words coming out in jolts.
Faith tried not to laugh as she pressed her lips together and her body shook slightly. Finally they both had to stop, so they put the glasses down on the counter and allowed themselves to laugh. They stood and leaned against the counter regaining their equilibrium. A strand of hair had fallen into Buffy's face and she was blowing at it, which did nothing to move it out of her eyes.
"B you're too cute." Faith smirked as she reached out to move the strand behind Buffy's ear. Buffy pouted.
"I don't want to be cute, I want to be sexy!" Buffy said as she attempted a smoldering look at Faith.
"Well you're that too." Faith said and smiled her patented half-grin.
"That makes two of us!" Buffy gestured with her fingers to show two.
"You think I'm sexy B?" Faith asked, she wasn't nearly as high as she was before.
"Definitely. Remember when we danced that time at the bronze, I just kept wishing all those boys would leave us alone." Buffy said, her eyes rolled upwards as she remembered the night. She'd have to get Buffy high more often Faith thought to herself. She's being almost as honest as Anya.
"Hey! Come on we're thirsty in here!" Dawn screamed from the other room.
The girls picked up as many drinks as they could carry and passed them out to the ladies in the room.
"Hey we should call Xander!" Dawn stated still lying on the floor.
"No he made me angry earlier." Anya said her brow furrowed. "Though I can't remember why now." Anya smiled to herself again.
Willow was sucking on the now tiny joint. She pulled it out of her mouth. "Is this thing on?" Willow asked Tara. Everyone had heard her and started laughing.
"It's not a microphone!" Dawn said chuckling.
Everyone now had their drinks and they were all again sitting in their places, drinking their water.
"I want Pepsi." Anya yelled.
"No you don't." Faith said.
"Why don't I?" Anya asked confused.
"Member how you said your throat was burning? Well Pepsi would only make it worse."
"Oohhh." Anya nodded understanding.
All was silent for a minute while everyone drank when out of no where Willow said,
"I want chocolate." There was a collective groan at the pure happiness of that thought.
"But wouldn't that mean moving?" Buffy asked. "I don't know about the rest of you but my ass is parked."
"At least it's not double parked." Anya said and they all began laughing again.
Willow made a gesture and a bright blue light flashed, when it was gone there were chocolate bars upon chocolate bars on the coffee table.
"Oh my god, I love you Willow!" Faith yelped.
"Mine." Tara said holding Willow tighter.
"Yeah, hers!" Buffy said as she looked at Faith with something akin to jealousy flaring in her eyes.
Dawn already had a chocolate bar stuffed in her mouth. Anya was having a hard time opening hers, but was concentrating very hard on the task at hand. Buffy had a smudge of chocolate across one side of her mouth, which either she didn't notice or didn't care to remove.
Faith having smoked more of the second blunt was now back to her previous state of vegetable. She was feeling both hungry and horny and the fact that Buffy was looking so.. yummy was not helping. Fuck it, Faith thought to herself.
"B you have something on your mouth." Faith said leaning closer.
"What?" Buffy asked, also unconsciously leaning closer.
"My tongue." Faith answered and quickly licked the chocolate off of Buffy's face.
Buffy groaned audibly. Dawn stopped eating her chocolate bar long enough to laugh. Willow and Tara's eyes became smoky and without preamble grabbed some chocolate and headed for their bedroom.
"Took you long enough." Anya said to no one in particular.
"Huh?" both Buffy and Faith replied.
"Well come on, Faith has been making sex eyes at you for um.." Anya thinks back.
"Ever?" Dawn interjected.
"Yeah. Thanks." Anya said smiling down at Dawn.
"I'm sleepy." Dawn said as she yawned.
"Then go to bed." Anya suggested, as helpful as ever.
"I don't think I can move."
Anya pulled Dawn up off the floor and Dawn stumbled off to her room.
"Well I forget why I was mad at Xander so I'm going to go home and have sex with him. See you guys tomorrow at the magic shop." Anya said as she left the house.
Buffy and Faith had barely noticed the rest of the conversation after 'sex eyes'.
Faith was blushing and trying to avoid looking Buffy in the eyes. Buffy just kept staring at Faith as a slight grin spread across her face, going unnoticed by Faith.
"I'm tired to, come on you can crash here." Buffy said grabbing Faith by the hand and heading to her room..
The End… or not.
Part 2
"Hey B when I got everyone high I didn't, Well what I mean is, Listen we shouldn't be doing this." Faith stuttered out as Buffy took off Faith's pants.
"Don't tell me you don't want to Faith. You're the do that girl." Buffy giggled.
"Do what girl?" Faith asked.
"Oh just something Willow once said."
"You guys were talking about me behind my back?" Faith asked angrily pulling away from Buffy.
"It wasn't like that! It's just that you're so passionate with everything you do, it's like you are the embodiment of passion." Buffy explained while slowly taking her own clothes off while Faith stood staring.
"You just said embodiment B." Faith noted.
"Yeah, so?" Buffy asked now naked.
"Are you still high?" Faith asked narrowing her eyes.
"I don't feel all fuzzy like before, it must be wearing off." Buffy shrugged.
"And you still want to.." Faith asked quietly.
"Of course, don't you? Because I know it sure felt like it when your tongue was on my cheek." Buffy grinned and blushed.
"But B you're straight! Aren't you?" Faith asked still confused.
"Don't be so worried about labels F." Buffy's throaty voice swept across Faith senses and she shivered. Here she was with the girl she's been in love with for as long as she can remember and she's arguing? What's with that? Faith smiled then and pulled her shirt off..
"Oh my god!" Buffy squealed as Faith licked her navel. Faith couldn't stop smiling, the grin on her face was going to become permanent, just as long as she never had to leave this bed or this woman. Faith continued her downward journey. In all the times she'd dreamed of having Buffy like this it never had been this wonderful. Faith still had the grin plastered on her face as she looked into Buffy's eyes once more. Buffy giggled as she noticed that Faith still hadn't stopped smiling. That had to be the cutest thing she'd ever seen. Faith heard Buffy giggle and stopped what she was doing. Why was B laughing? Buffy could tell almost right away that she shouldn't have laughed as she saw the insecurity fall upon Faiths face. Faith pulled away hurt.
"Faith," Buffy said softly, waiting until Faith's eyes met hers. "I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing because I'm so happy I'm with you and because you were smiling. I don't get to see you smile enough." Faith didn't really understand but if B said she wasn't laughing at her then she believed her. Buffy watched as Faith smiled tentatively
"Now get over here so I can kiss you till neither of us can breathe." Buffy ordered with a very serious look to Faith. Now it was Faiths turn to giggle. Buffy's expression of seriousness was so out of place considering the nakedness and who was on top at the moment. Faith immediately went back to the pleasurable task of making Buffy scream. Buffy's breathing was coming in short gasps as Faith continued her assault. Faith knew that Buffy was close to the edge and that it was time to push her off. Buffy felt Faiths mouth against her and she closed her eyes. She came, breathing out Faiths name, well part of Faith's name because her moans were almost unintelligible.
Faith watched Buffy's stomach rise and fall taking in the air she needed. Faith had never felt peace before now. She gathered the small slayer in her arms and pulled the covers over them.
Tears fell unbidden from Buffy's eyes. The feelings welling up inside of her were too much. She couldn't believe how she felt for this woman. Buffy turned to face Faith and she touched her cheek softly.
Faith saw the streaks of tears on Buffy's face and kissed her gently. She didn't ask why Buffy was crying. The silence of the moment was like a blanket.
Buffy smiled at Faith. I never want her to leave, Buffy thought to herself. Faith watched as Buffy's eyes became huge.
"What?" Faith whispered barely audible.
"I'm, I love you." Buffy said not daring to close her eyes. Faith smiled then, the dimples in her cheeks making an appearance.
"Then I must be the luckiest slayer around." Faith replied, and knowing Buffy needed to hear it. "I love you B." Faith knew she would say it, every day, and in every look and every smile.
The End.. unless someone bugs me to write another part lol
Part 3
"So what do you say?" Faith asked.
"Why not?" Buffy replied smiling.
"Awesome!" Dawn said as she bounded up the stairs to start packing.
Willow and Tara smiled and also went to pack.
"What about you guys?" Buffy asked Xander and Anya who were sitting on the couch.
"I can't, have this construction job this weekend." Xander apologized.
"I can go, of course I won't be able to watch Xander dig but I haven't been to LA in years!" Anya clapped excitedly.
So all the girls piled into their rented car and headed to LA. They got there in no time and strode into Angels hotel.
"Hey!" Faith called loudly. Cordelia strode out of the office to see what was happening.
"Oh well if it isn't my least favorite slayer." Cordy said to Faith.
"Well well, Queen C, as ravishing as ever." Faith said eyeing Cordy lasciviously.
And then surprisingly the two embraced fondly.
"So where's Angel?" Buffy interjected nervously.
"Oh Angel and Gunn took off a little earlier. I had this vision that they had to go check out. They probably won't get back till late. So what the hell are you all doing here?" Cordy asked.
"Weekend road trip Cordy." Buffy replied. "Long time no see after all."
"Alright well I guess I should set you up with some rooms right. Okay, six of you, six rooms."
"Actually only four rooms. One for Blondie and Red, One for me and B, one for our favourite ex-demon and one for the shrimp." Faith explained unabashedly. Cordelia smiled, one eyebrow raising.
"Four rooms it is." So they all followed Cordy to their rooms and left their stuff there. Eventually they all ended up back in the main room of the hotel. They were all sitting having a chat with Cordy and catching up when a slight girl bounded down the stairs.
"Hey Cordy.." she began, and then noticed she had a bigger audience then she first thought.
"Hey Fred, these are some people you should meet." Cordy motioned for Fred to come closer.
"This is Buffy and Faith, both slayers." Fred smiled and shook their hands.
"This is Willow and Tara, both witches." Fred nodded to them nervously.
"This is Anya, ex vengeance demon." Anya assessed the small girl silently.
"And this is Dawn, Buffy's little sister." Cordy finished.
"Come on after all those cool intro's I get 'Buffy's little sister'?" Dawn exclaimed standing. She held her hand out to Fred, "Hey I'm Dawn, an interdimentional key made into a human." Fred was quite overwhelmed with her new guests but they all seemed to like Fred's sweetness right away. Fred and Tara became fast friends and the group of girls seemed to break off into two. Cordy, Anya, Buffy and Faith were in a deep discussion about all things demonic. In another spot Willow, Tara, Fred and Dawn discussed magic. Everyone mingled well enjoying conversations about life and past dramas when Faith finally interrupted the gabfest.
"So anyone have any weed?" Faith asked loudly. Everyone became quiet for a moment until one small hand raised into the air.
"I do." Fred answered uncertainly.
"It's always the quiet ones you gotta watch out for." Faith quipped. "Well come on Fred don't leave us hangin'!" Faith's smile grew as Fred bolted towards her room.
Buffy gave Faith a slightly disapproving look.
"What? It's our vacation!" Faith said trying to convince Buffy.
"It's not a big deal." Tara ventured softly.
"We did have fun last time." Willow noted.
"I liked the drugs." Anya nodded.
"Yeah it was great!" Dawn added. Buffy was horribly outnumbered and looked to Cordelia for input.
"I've been known to smoke a J after a particularly mind wrenching vision." Cordy replied shrugging. Buffy sighed.
"Yeah I guess it's ok, it is our vacation." Buffy capitulated.
"After all you have to admit it turned out pretty damn well last time." Faith said and winked at Buffy. Buffy blushed seven shades of red but luckily Fred came back at that moment with the pot.
"Nice bong Fred." Faith commented, highly amused that people like Fred and Tara were the biggest pot heads in the room.
"Thanks." Fred replied shyly. She didn't know how to take Faith's comments. Her and Anya both seemed very blunt. Fred went to hand the bong to Faith but Faith put her hands up.
"No, you go ahead." Faith said, "It's yours after all."
Fred capitulated and lit up, the trademark bubble sounds started as Dawn watched curiously. Fred took the first hit and passed it to Faith. It went around in a circle till everyone had done it once. Once was enough when it came to using a bong that size. So there they were sitting in a circle on the lobby floor giggling like fools. Dawn had wandered to the large wooden cabinet.
"I wonder what's in here." Dawn said to herself as she opened it up. A large assortment of knives, axes, and other deadly weapons presented themselves.
"Hehe, shiney." Dawn said as she stared.
"Hey whatcha doin Dawn?" Fred said running up to stand beside Dawn. Dawn liked Fred, she was the only one who could see that Dawn wasn't a child and actually a young woman. Dawn knew the reason everyone else thought she was annoying was because she used to whine a lot. She decided that she should turn over a new leaf so now everyone new she met she tried to be more grown up. It seemed to be working on Fred.
"Just looking at the shiny weapons. Oh! Buffy has that one!" Dawn exclaimed pointing.
"Want to spar?" Fred asked smiling.
"Yeah!"
All Buffy could think was 'mmm' as Faith kissed her continuously. They were both making soft sighing noises and neither cared that everyone else in the room were probably watching them.
"They're orgasm friends." Anya explained to Cordelia.
"I think it's more than just the orgasms that they have going on." Cordelia said smiling at the ex demon.
"Oh you think they're in love?" Anya asked.
"Looks like." Cordelia said pointing again. "God I never would have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. Straight little Buffy Summers.. not so straight apparently."
"I don't understand humans when it comes to their sexuality." Anya stated.
"Well I can see why that is, after all you are dating Xander." Cordy quipped.
"That's not what I meant. I just don't understand why it matters what gender you have sex with. I mean I've never had sex with a woman but it's not like I don't see why women could be interesting." Anya said tilting her head as she watched the two slayers.
Cordy laughed. "Anya you are one in a million."
Anya just smiled back deciding to take that as a compliment.
Willow and Tara sat holding hands.
"When are those two going to come up for air?" Willow asked looking on amazed.
"Who knows, but it looks like not for a while." Tara replied.
Buffy's happy thoughts were being pervaded with a sharp clanging noise.
"What the?" Buffy said pulling herself from Faiths lips. Both her and Faith looked to the sound and saw Fred and Dawn fighting with huge swords.
"Hey!" Buffy yelled loudly.
"What?" Dawn said exasperated.
"You shouldn't play with that, you could hurt yourself or something" Buffy chastised lightly.
"We're just sparring, don't worry I'm being very careful." Fred said hoping she sounded adult, because she sure didn't feel like it.
"Okay but if one of you loses an arm don't come crying to me." Buffy pouted. Faith giggled and her eyes became transfixed on Buffy's shiny lip glossed lips. Buffy poked Faith. "Hey what are you looking at?" Buffy prodded.
"The most beautiful pair of lips I've ever seen." Faith answered honestly. Buffy's pout turned into a grin as the clanging of the two swords commenced and so did the kissing.
Cordy and Anya were in a deep discussion about Xander, having both dated him it was interesting to hear each other's perspective.
"Let's do a spell to make some junk food appear!" Willow said excitedly. Tara was so mellow she would have said, "Sure" at pretty much anything.
"Sure." Tara replied smiling her eyes a little unfocussed.
So Willow did her spell and a blue light flashed in the room like lightning. Suddenly everyone was clothed in chocolate bars. From the looks of it Buffy and Faiths would be melting fast with the heat they were giving off.
"Ha ha I win!" Fred said as she lightly pressed the blade of the sword to Dawns unmarred neck. Dawn was laying on her back on the floor and Fred was on top of her gloating. Dawn pouted slightly. Then there was this flash of light and suddenly they were wearing brown bikinis! Wait a second, Dawn thought as she touched her chest with one finger. The chocolate wiped off.
"Oh my god!" Dawn squealed realizing she was practically naked.
Cordy and Anya looked down at their new ensemble and sighed.
Six pairs of eyes stared at the two wiccans.
"Um oops?" Willow said apologetically.
Suddenly the door flew open and Angel walked in. The room became silent. Angel surveyed the scene and after a second or two Fred uttered one word.
"Busted."
The End.
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