The three siblings were quite something
The oldest brother, Netherlands, enjoyed going to the cities in his country and spend his money on weed and hookers, every moment he had free.
The middle child, precious and thicc Belgium, found pleasure in rolling up one or two of her Belgian waffles and pushing them in one of her holes.
The youngest brother, Luxembourg, was seen as the normal one, even though he had a secret liquor and sex dolls collection.
"This has to stop!" Belgium exclaimed at the dinner table, after telling all their personal secrets. "We can't go on like this! We shall be known as weirdos in this entire town!"
"says you.." Netherlands muttered underneath his breath.
"Back in my days, when I was traveling and everyone was young and cocky, they told me their sexual desires, they still do occasionally." Netherlands went on.
"I will never forget America saying that he wanted sex dolls in the shape of hamburgers, and England sex dolls in the shape of tea bags!"
"oof-" Luxembourg said quietly.
"Germany always wanted to have a sexual relationship with a potato-" He ccouldn't finish his sentence because his little sister cut him off.
"still! even if were the 'normal' countries, that doesn't help the fact that both of you have a sex problem and I shoving up waffles in my vagina!" Belgium was almost yelling at this point.
"Sorry I can't do that." Netherlands said quick and calmly
Luxembourg simply shook his head.
"merde.." Belgium sighed.
the end.