Authors Note: Yeah well I read Aim Crazy and I got an Idea to just do a story about the gang on Yahoo Messenger. I'm not sure what the story line is yet, or if there even is one. -

(Volvo_guy has signed in 6:00 Pm Saturday)

(Pale_tall_and_Hansome has signed in. 6:00 P.M. Saturday)

(Rose_red has signed in. 6:00 P.M. Saturday)

(Klutz_Zilla has signed in 6:00 P.M. Saturday).

(Look_into_future signed in 6:00 P.M. Saturday).

(Monkey_Man has signed in. 6:00 P.M. Saturday)

Volvo_guy- Wow, what are the odds that we would all be signed onto Yahoo Messenger at the same time?

Look_into_the_Future- about a 50-50 chance why?

Rose_red- Alice I don't think he meant it like that.

Look_into_the_Future- oh ^_^

Volvo_guy- No I meant it that way Rosalie.

Rose_red- O.

Volvo_guy- Yeah......

Klutz_Zilla- Hey Edward, guess what????

Volvo_guy- What Bella my love?

Klutz_Zilla- Charlie is going to be up at the lake all weekend, you know what that means. ^_^

Monkey_Man- PARTY!! PARTY!! PARTY!!

Pale_tall_and_Handome- Ummm....Emmett I don't think we are invited to this certain party. I don't think we are invited to this certain party Emmett.

Monkey_Man- Oh. La Gasp Edward's going to get laid!!!!!!

Volvo_guy- What? NO. Bella what.....

Klutz_Zilla- I was kind of hoping. I mean we've been going out for almost three years now.

Look_into_the_Future- Edward, I already saw it happen, You can't change that..

Klutz_Zilla- Saw what, Alice tell me!!!

Volvo_guy- No, Bella it's not important, right Alice.

Look_into_the_Future- Yeah, not important at all. That is if you count something that could change the course of all of our lives forever not important!!!!

(Monkey_man is now known as TELL_THE_FLIPPIN'_TRUTH)

TELL_THE_FLIPPIN'_TRUTH- EDWARD, BELLA HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW!!!!

Volvo_guy- Yeah, just like we have a right not to here you talk. Look who's talking about not telling the truth.

(TELL_THE_FLIPPIN_TRUTH is now known as Monkey_Man)

Monkey_Man- you promised not to tell anyone.

Rose_red- not tell anyone what hun?

Monkey_Man- Nothing Rosalie, just a joke between brothers.

Tall_pale_and_hansome- _ wait why am I not included in this joke???

(Were_dude22 has signed in 6:28 P.M. Saturday)

Were_dude22- ummm, why am I not in this story???

**M**- Because Jacob, I'm trying to think of a way to get you in here, now go fetch. Throws virtual bone

(Were_dude22 has signed out 6:30 P.M.)

(Klutz_Zilla has signed out..signed out message –Edward I am very upset with you– 6:30 P.M. Saturday)

(Rose_red has signed out 6:30 P.M. Saturday)

(Monkey_Man has signed out 6:30 P.M. Saturday)

(Tall_pale_and_hansome has signed out 6:30 P.M. Saturday)

Volvo_guy- You know Alice, sometimes I despise our family.

Look_into_the_Future- Trust me bro, the feeling is mutual.

Volvo_guy- No shit sherlock, I can only read the minds of everyone who lives in the house.

Look_into_the_Future- 0_o why are you so judgmental?

Volvo_guy- Why is Rose so pissy even through she can't have a period???

Rose_red- I heard that.

Volvo_guy-ummm....Rosalie, you're offline reaming Emmett's ass remember?

Rose_red- Oh yeah.....Vanishes like a ninja

Look_into_the_Future- Www No fair.

Volvo_guy- What???

Look_into_the_Future- I was going to Ninja Vanish.

Volvo_guy- Oh well. I'm going for a walk.

(Volvo_guy has signed off 6:32 P.M. Saturday)

Look_into_the_Future- Sings All by my self, don't wanna be by myselffffffffff.

(Look_into_the_Future has signed off 6:34 P.M. Saturday)