Here's a little something that stemmed from boredom, for all those Alice Fans out there :) This is for you :)
Wont be very long
BTW: all of this is my own creation, except for Alice Cullen herself...
The meaning of Alice:
A
Little
Irritating
Clothes
Expert
Things I wish Alice would say:
"I maybe small, I may be a pixie. I zone out now and again, I'll dress you up in the most beautiful clothes possible and then throw them in the trash after one wear. Hell I'm pretty much insane but if you dont like it, you can bite my sparkly vampire ass"
What I think an Alice Cullen lonley hearts ad would be like:
Petite, 80 year old Vamp seeks lovin!
Partner must be male,
NOT obsessed with cars, but happy to own a canary yellow porshe
have a good fashion sense,
MUST like cats.
About me:
I enjoy running along sandy beaches,
Drinking lion blood
and most of all SHOPPING!
NO
Werewolves or Humans
otherwise anything goes!