Ok here is the new story. I hope you enjoy it. I do not own anything in this story except myself, the plot, and any of the non-origional Naruto characters.
I woke up in the morning determined to win. He was really pissing me off now. I just felt like I should kick his ass. I was going to kill him. Not literally though. He was my brother and I was determined to prove I was the best Uchiha. Sasuke will lose and have to be my servent for the next week. Yes, I will win. I, Deadknuat Uchiha, will beat my brother Sasuke and prove I am the best to mother and father and Onee-san.
"Dead, time for breakfast."
"Ok, mom. Be down in a sec."
"You will win," I said into the mirror. "you will dominate and destroy him. You have already beaten Itachi. Now all that's left is Sasuke. Let's get started."
"DEADKNUAT HUNTER UCHIHA GET DOWN HERE NOW!!"
"ALRIGHT MOM!"
Geez, she can be such a pain in the ass. Oh well. It can't be helped. As my friend Naruto would say 'Believe it.'
"Okaa-sama, I don't know how you do it. You always make the best breakfast. Well, I have to prove to Sasuke that I am better than him in so many ways." I said to my mother.
"Be back before lunch. And make sure you tell Naruto to come over for dinner. He would like that."
"Alright. Bye."
"Bye."
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Sweep kick to the legs. Missed but countered with an elbow to the stomach. Damn. Sasuke is strong.
"Not bad Dead. Your doing well. But you won't win."
"That's what you think!" I screamed at him. "Firestyle: Flame manipulation Jutsu."
I did my hand seals and blasted him with a huge fireball. He countered by coming up behind me and back-handing me into the wall. Damn he was getting good. I only see one bead of sweat while I am sweating swimming pools. I ran and tried to sweep him again. He easily dodged it and blasted me with a huge flame dragon. I tried to put it away with my flame manipulation but he just seemed to get it out so fast that I couldn't do anything about it.
That's when everything went black.
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"What happened?" I said as I slipped into conciousness.
"I knocked you out." I got a cold reply.
"You'll beat him some day! Dattebayo!" Naruto shouted.
"Naruto, you beat him. How?"
"I have the fox. Duh." he said.
"Guys, I got an idea!" I shouted.
"What would that be nii-san." Sasuke said.
"Let's host a sleepover. Okaa-sama told me her and Otou-sama will be going out for a while so we could have it with Itachi."
"Not a bad idea. We have to invite Sakura though." he said in a 'you invite her or it's not happening' tone.
"Deal. Sasuke, call up everyone in the group. Shikamaru, Ino, Tenten, Neji, Hinata, and Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro!" I ordered him.
"Naruto, you call Kiba, Lee, Shino, Choji, Shizune, Kakashi, Iruka, Anko, Tsunade, Jiraya, Kurenai, and Asuma." (AN: The Jonin are actually about 15 in this one. It just seemed more fun to me.)
"Sasuke, since you and Sakura are always together off somewhere probably having sex, you can talk to here."
"YOUR DEAD, DEAD."
"Oh... shit. I'm sor-"
"Too late for that."
I ran so fast I could have probably beaten Lee.
I saw Itachi walking in the market looking for kunai.
"Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Nee-san, Nee-san, N-"
"Don't even start that again. I've seen the thing on youtube. Don't ever do that again. Now what do you want."
"Me and Sasuke are having a sleepover and wanted the Akatsuki to join us."
"You wanted my band to join you in your sleepover."
"Yeah, their your friends right?"
"Uhhuh. But what's the catch."
"No catch. Just a little way to embarrass them infront of eachother. Come on, it will be fun!"
"Whatever. Just leave me alone."
"OK!"
With that I was off to call all my friends. Then I realized that they had already been called by my brother and Naruto.
"Ok, let the sleepover begin..."
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