A.N so this idea just popped in my head when I was reading a twilight and pjo crossover so I decided to write this one shot even though the readers for my son of Neptune story probably are preparing a mob in front of my house. Anyways I hope you like it.
Disclaimer: If I wrote either twilight or pjo they both wouldn't have been published.
The Olympians were in their thrones on Olympus listening to Athena read breaking dawn. That would have been very surprising to any random person but the Olympians had made a habit of reading books together after they read the one about Poseidon's son Perseus Jackson. It was pretty amusing how every once in a while they would break out into fights, so on regular basis they get together with Hades and Hestia as well as Persephone to read books. Aw who am I kidding? They were more bored then mortals watching a computer vs computer ping pong game, when would they ever get together to read a book? Anyways, Artemis was reading right now at the part where Bella Swan the mortal in the story who becomes a vampire invites her mortal dad to her in law's house or rather mansion and telling her dad about her half vampire daughter.
Charlie refocused on me. "How do you feel about this? Maybe Carlisle or Esme could-"
"She's mine," I interrupted. "I want her."
Charlie frowned. "You gonna make me a grandpa so young?"
Edward smiled. "Carlisle is a grandfather, too."
Charlie shot an incredulous glance at Carlisle, still standing by the front door, he looked like Zeus's younger, better looking brother.
Artemis stopped reading and looked at her father wondering what he would do. His face turned a few different colours. Some Olympians started snickering like Poseidon, Hades, Apollo, Hermes and Aphrodite to name a few. But pretty soon the whole throne room was filled with laughter from everyone except Zeus, Athena his favorite daughter and his wife Hera. Even Artemis managed a couple chuckles. Enraged by the writing in the book Zeus stood up and got ready to zap the foolish mortal or rather vampire who thought this statement.
Thankfully Athena got to his side in time and reminded that Bella was just a fictional character. He relaxed somewhat but you could still see some electricity come off of him. The laughter also died down but once in a while you could hear snickers and comments like "Zeus's younger and definitely better looking brother." But the gods that said that were soon burnt to an almost crisp Olympian. Artemis kept reading but Zeus's anger never went away completely after they were done reading and about two hours later when Hermes came back from the mortal world, he was carrying a newspaper that read "Twilight Author gets electrified." I guess Poseidon was right; Zeus would do amazing in the Dramatic arts.
A.N so how was that? I really like Stephanie meyer so I wasn't trying to be mean but hey its part of the story. I know it's short. I was just winging it there and stuff but tell me how it was. I know it wasn't my best work but hey even the best writers have some bad writing right? Like I said before There is a poll on my profile and my two other stories. Vote on which story you want me to write next. Until Next time my Readers! Help me out with constructive criticism. I really don't care if you flame I know this story wasn't the best.