Mario Kart was hagning out one day. He was dream of Rainbow Road becos it was pretty. Then he thot of Toad becoase he thoght she was hot even tho she had small tity's.
Marlo then had ab idea. By win the race he cud win taod's heart. He thought he mite win becaus he had gud car and gudd grip.
Maero went to the start menu and inter the mushroom cup. "more like, mash rum cup" he thoat so filled a cup and drunk 'n drive it rum becaus hey, he's mario.
He did the races in kick-ass by do boost, star and bule shell. it was cool and he won and fast!
Toad saw that Mraio won and then felled in love with him. so Crash Bandicoot and toad fucked in the butt and Mario was happy.