A/N: Before you read ANYTHING ELSE
A/N: Before you read ANYTHING ELSE. This is a CRACKFIC, people, CRACKFIC!! Many of you are probably wondering why I'd go out of my way to make it obvious. Well for those of you who want to know why, you'll see at the end. –hides before everyone sees the ending- So… ON WITH THE STORY!
Disclaimer: I. Own. NOTHING. There. I said it.
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JPOV
SHE CAN'T HAVE JUST SAID THAT! No, not Bella. My Bella. NOT Bella.
EPOV
…. Huh?