Wolf: Yeah…I got really bored in Health class today, and I thought of this.
Harry: Really? What is it?
Ginny: I have a bad feeling about this…
Wolf: I don't own Harry Potter! Oh, and this doesn't really have a specific timeline, it's just sometime after Deathly Hallows, so…I used Grimmauld Place, since Harry possibly returned there after the war, you never know! And I couldn't think of anywhere else in London.
Attack of the Rabid Fan Girls
It was a beautiful day as Harry and Ginny took a stroll through London. They had bgeun dating again about three months earlier, and the world was looking great to the pair of them. Nothing could go wrong!
The hairs on the back of Harry's neck prickled. What the… He hipped around, only to find three google-eyed girls staring at him. Creepy. "Uhh, hello," he said to them, "Who might you be?"
One girl stepped forward. Completely ignoring his question, she pointed a shaky finger at him and said, "OMG, you're Harry Potter!"
Harry would've rolled his eyes at this behavior, if it wasn't for the second girl smacking the first on the side of the head and saying, "You idiot! Harry Potter isn't real! That's Daniel Radcliffe!"
Harry blinked in confusion. Who the heck is Daniel Radcliffe? I'm not real? He suddenly had an epiphany. These are Muggle girls! So how to they know my name?!
The first girl shook her head. "No, look at his forehead! There's the lightning bolt scar on it!" She began to address the entire crowd. "Hey everyone, it's Harry Potter!"
Without warning, several voices broke out into girlish shrieks. The third girl form the original trio wailed, "Oh no, it's Ginny!"
There were several voices, each saying different things. "Harry Potter!" "He's so hot!" "Ugh, it's Ginny!" "Let's get her!"
Several screaming fan girls raced towards the horrified couple. Half were going for Harry, probably to attempt to make out with him or something of the likes. The other half were going for Ginny, obviously out for her blood.
However, another group of girls drew the fan girls to a halt. "You can't touch them! It's HarryxGinny forever!" said a shipper.
There was hissing, spitting, hair pulling, and even some karate as shippers and fan girls fought each other. It was all-out war. Chaos reigned supreme. Stealthily, Harry and Ginny attempted to escape from the brawl. Once they were just out of the war zone, a fan girl hollered, "They're getting away!"
Harry and Ginny broke out into a sprint. Fleeing from the furious mob of attacking fan girls and defending shippers, they raced in full-out sprint all the way to Grimmauld Place.
Ron was the first to notice them. "Harry! Ginny! Blimey," he said, as he eyed their disheveled robes and hair, "what the heck happened to you two?"
Harry, after gasping desparately for breath, said to everyone, "FAN GIRLS ARE SCARY!!!"
Wolf: Like I said, I was bored!
Ginny: I'll say. I didn't even get a speaking part!
Wolf: Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Harry: Seriously, fan girls really are scary!
Wolf: What if I told you I was a rabid, obsessive fan girl?
Harry: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (Hides inside Room of Requirement.)
Wolf: Woohoo! I just scared Harry Potter! Review! Review! Review!