Title: You Should Have Bubble Gum Pink Hair
Author: The Classic Chic
Pairings: JeffxOC
Summary: Who does hair at three in the morning? Oh right, THEY do.
A/N: Gift to Leanne. Woo. Haha. I really should be asleep at this hour. Haha.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
Three AM. Even Matt was asleep. They had nothing better to do. It was their day off from work and they were bored to tears. So the two of them decided hey, why not stay up and do hair? Although Jeff was being a little difficult with with girlfriend Leanne about it. Crazy enough, it was literally true.
"WHY NOTTTT?" Leanne whined. "Dammit Jeff, you epically fail. Why can't I dye your hair pink?"
"Because I said so." he decided. "You can do any other color but pink."
"You are so LAME. No fair!" she pouted. "I think it would look hot on you."
"Well, I think it would look gay." Jeff said.
"Yeeeah. And that is coming from the guy who has rainbow hair growing from his head, paints his nails, puts makeup on, jumps from shit, and yet he's calling pink hair gay." Leanne said, looking at him irritated.
Jeff leaned back onto his bed. "Yup."
"Lemme dye your hair pink."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"What do I get in return?"
"Love and affection?" Leanne smiled widely.
"Will I have to take myspace pics?" Jeff groaned.
Leanne nodded. "Yep."
"Fine... let's do it then."