Albus Dumbledore was sitting in his office. He wasn't feeling to well. He needed his favorite boy, Harry Potter to come and help him.
Harry walked into Albuses office. He looked around and saw Albus sitting at his desk.
"Harry Potter! Change my depends! They are leaking, Harry! I have diarrhea. I thought that the laxative pills on Professor McGonagall's desk were candy! I ate them and then read the bottle. I tried to cough them up, but they got stuck in my throat!" yelled Albus.
"But professor, I only have to change your depends four times a day, and I've already changed them four times. Tell Professor McGonagall to change them," replied Harry.
"Don't get smart with me, boy! Change my smelly depends! I've got crap all over the place. Crap is all over my designer shoes! My shoes are no longer pink, they are brown and smelly!"
"Yes, Professor, I will change them."
Harry changed Professor Dumbledore's depends. Dumbledore thanked Harry, and Harry walked out of the room. He bumped into Professor Snape as he ran down the stair case. Snape smiled at him and sang a song to him. The song went like this:
Mr.Potter,
You're a rotter,
But I love you Mr.Potter,
I sing this song,
Even though it sounds wrong,
But I love you like a Daughter,
Sexy Potter!
Harry stared at Snape for a long time and words finally came out of his mouth.
"Professor Snape, I love you too. I am sorry for how my dad treated you when you were younger. I don't understand how he didn't love you at first sight. Who couldn't resist your face?" replied Harry.
Snape smiled sweetly at Harry and walked up the stairs to see Dumbledore. Harry walked back to the north tower to his dormitory. The gryffindor's were waiting for him there. As soon as he walked through the portrait of the fat lady, the gryffindor's circled around him and asked him what happened. He told them about how Dumbledore had swallowed the laxative pills and how he had to change his depends. Professor McGonagall walked into the dormitory. She had a stern look on her face.
"Potter, come here, I want to have a word with you," said McGonagall.
Harry stepped towards her. They walked out of the portrait and out into the hallway.