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Title: Uh-Oh

Bella POV

"I hate you Alice!" I screamed as I ran up the stairs and into Edward's room to cry my eyes out.

"Bella stop being a baby," Alice said as she made her way up the stairs and into the room.

"I'm not a baby!"I screamed at her.

"You are a baby!" Alice screamed back.

"NO- I'M- NOT!" I howled in complete rage now.

Angry now, I stalked over to the dresser, picked up the first thing I could find and threw it at Alice. Unfortunately for her it was a knife.

"Fuck Bella that's my ASS!"Alice screamed as she grabbed her ass.

"You're so dam lucky, because I was aiming for your EYE!"I yelled as I stomped towards her and pulled the knife from her ass.

"You know, none of this would have happened if you had just given me some damn chocolate bitch!" I said right before laying down to take a nap.