Ferb X Harambe Oneshot
My sister and I have been pulling out random names from a bag, and we organized them to the best, the worst (this one), and the funniest ship. I pulled Ferb and Harambe out, and my sister was ROTFLOL ing so hard that I just simply LOL. So…. ENJOY! (Or be terrified to death)
A three-year old Ferb walked closer to the bars of the gorilla exhibit.
"Ferb be careful." His step-mother said.
"Yeah," A three-and-a-half-year old Phineas said, "The gorilla might come and swing you around."
"Mom!"A six-year-old Candace whined, "Why do we have to see the stinky gorilla."
"Your father thinks they're cool." Linda said, "And I have to agree with him. This gorilla Hurimbe-"
"It's pronounced Harambe." Phineas said.
"Right," Linda said, "Harambe is very- Ferb!"
Linda watched in horror as Ferb fell into the gorilla exhibit.
"AAAAAAH!" Ferb screamed as Harambe came after him. But Ferb noticed something odd about the gorilla. It seemed to be love struck. Ferb winced in pain as Harambe held his hands and swung him around. Ferb noticed that Harambe was doing some sort of dance, for Harambe was spinning round in circles holding Ferb lovingly.
'Gorillas can be gay,' Ferb thought, 'who knew.'
Harambe soon enough let go of Ferb, and fell unto the ground. Ferb looked up to see a man with a gun.
'Just when I was actually starting to enjoy it.' Ferb thought as he began to hold dead Harambe's hand.
THE ENDPLZ GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS ONE SHOT!
Bob: I hate everyone.
HAVE A GREAT DAY or/and NIGHT