Hey guys, McFishy! I'm just going to write a ton of random Hetalia crap… Mostly about the certain characters I hate… But I'll put a blank so it can be YOU in this certain situation! I'll put two parts in, a hate part, and a love part. If you love the character, read that. If you hate the character, read it. I won't put any like or neutral parts… Sorry… I've gotten data and information from .com/wiki/Hetalia_Archives so the credit goes back to them. ~Hasta La Pasta!

Love:

You're sitting at a long desk in a plastic chair; another chair is placed in front of you. Waiting for someone's warm ass to make itself comfortable on its flat face. You pick up the pile of papers that were sitting in front of you and read off the first name. Italy.

"Italy, please come in!" You try to hide back as much fangirlyness in your voice as possible, but a wide smile escapes and you start to shiver from excitement. You wait until he closes the door to start off. "Omigosh! Italy! Okay, okay, I'm _! Please call me (insert nickname)!" Italy sat down and nodded his head.

"Pleasure to meet you, _! So, what are you going to do?" You stand up.

"First, I want a hug!" He shoots out of his chair and glomps you, almost making both of you fall over.

"I thought you'd never ask! I'd love to give you a huuug!" You nuzzle him, and scream loudly in your mind.

"You do not know how many girls want to be where I am right now!" He pushes away but keeps his hands on your shoulders.

"I think I've got a pretty good idea…" You laugh and hug him one last time. You both go back to your seats and you pull out a pencil from behind your ear.

"I'm going to ask you a series of questions, please answer them as best as you can." Italy nodded vigorously.

"Will do, read off!" You start with a few physical questions.

"First off, how tall are you?" You put the eraser to your chin to show the studious side of your colorful personality. Italy thinks for a second before making a guess.

"5' 7'' maybe? 5' 8''?" You write this down under his name, and you pick another question from the top of your head.

"How old are you?" Italy immediately blurts out the answer to the simple question.

"I'm 20!" You write this down also.

"When is your birthday?" Italy throws his hands into the air (sometimes. Saying AYO! NO COMPRENDO! Shut up!)

"March 17th, I wonder how many people celebrate my birthday!" You giggle and write this down. You now start to ask more personal questions…

"Do you have feelings for Germany?" In your mind you do the perverted smirk and eye glint. Italy blushes and pokes his fingers together.

"Maybe…"

"Please answer the question as a yes or no." Italy smiles from ear to ear.

"Okay, okay! Yes!" He starts to giggle and you jot it down with satisfaction.

"Now, how do like your brother Romano?" Italy loses his blush but keeps the smile.

"Oh Romano? He's great! Except he doesn't like anybody but himself… And he swears a lot… But he can be a nice, funny guy! Remember with the mustache thingy?" You laugh.

"Oh, yeah! Yeah!" You write down 'Mutual respect/brotherly love' You think of a good question.

"Has Japan changed ever since you took him to your place?" Italy thinks again.

"Um, I don't think by much… He still doesn't want any hugs or to be touched, but he's more happy!" You correct him.

"Happier." Italy nods, deep in thought and you write down his answer.

"Alright, now for the last question. If you had to choose which person to save, which would you choose, Germany or Japan?" Italy goes completely silent. "Hello?" Nothing.

Italy silently whispers "Germany… or Japan?..." He keeps repeating that phrase, getting excessively louder each time until he starts to yell it out. "Germany! Or Japan?AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" He finally snaps and passes out. You mark it down as 'Pass'

Hate:

You're sitting in a plastic chair at a long desk with a similar chair on the other side. You pick up the papers that were lying in front of you and shuffle them. Then, you read the first name on the top of the list in slight disgust.

"Italy, please come in…" You see the Italian open a door and skip to his seat. You explain what you were required to do in a monotone voice.

"Alright, I'm going to ask you a series of questions. Please answer them as short and to-the-point as possible, don't question my authority or say anything stupid. Got it?" He nodded with that stupid smile planted bluntly on his face. You frown and start asking questions. "First, how tall are you?"

Italy looks off, deep in thought. Then, makes an educated guess. "5' 7'', maybe? 5' 8''?"

"Next, how old are you?"

"I'm 20!" You sloppily write it down and think of another one.

"When's your birthday?" Italy throws his hands up in the air.

"It's on March 17th; I wonder how many-" You cut him off short.

"That's lovely… Now, a question that girls all around the world are dying to know. Do you really have feelings for Germany?" Italy poked his fingers together (like Hinata)

"Maybe…" You sigh.

"Gimme a yes or a no…" Italy smiled from ear to ear.

"Oh, alright, yes!" You jot it down. Then place your hand on your cheek and lean against your arm.

"Do you like your brother Romano?"

"Oh, Romano? He's great!... Except he hates everybody, and swears a lot… But he can be nice!" You sigh again but jot it down as 'neutral about his parents spawn' when you think of a better question.

"Another one, has Japan changed at all since he visited your country?" He kept a more serious tone.

"Kind of… He still doesn't want to be touched, but he's more happy!" You slightly glare and correct him.

"Happier, not more happy." He nods with that same stupid smile. "Finally, last question! If you could only save one person who would it be, Germany or Japan?" Italy stayed silent for a while before he whispered something.

"Germany…or Japan?" He repeated this, becoming louder every time until he shouted. "Germany!Or Japan?AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" He snapped and fainted. You start to crack up and write down 'just fainted from using his tiny brain too much XD'

Oi, I really hated doing the 'Hate' part… I'm a HUGE Italy fangirl and this would be totally out of character for me… Well, please send in which character I should use next. I hope I get a review or an idea or something… Oh well, only time will tell… And I'm currently working on England's Interesting Day chapter three and the Hetalia High School chapter three also… Just having a bit of a writer's block. Oh well! ~Hasta La Pasta!