Disclaimer:
Me - *sings onto of voice* I will survive, I will survive, as long as long as I know how to die, I know I will survive
Disclaimer – "Please shut up! I'll open the god damn cell, just go. I won't even charge you for trying to steal the rights to twilight!" *breaks down and cries*
Me – "oh ok, see you later alligator." *whispers to self* 'hope you don't mind that I planned karaoke night at your house.'
Super Spy
Emmett POV
I quickly ran downstairs to bid everyone fair well. Everyone was going camping except me and Nessie. Nessie and I were just going to chill as uncle and niece this weekend. No parent, grandparents, aunts, Jaspers, or dumb dogs. Just me and my most awesomestest niece in the whole wide world!
"Bye, we'll miss you *cough* not," I said as I pushed them out the door and into the pouring rain.
"Emmett, stop pushing me so I can say goodbye to my baby!" Bella screamed at me.
"Anything for you lil' sis," I said, moving out of her way.
"Moma you already gave me a list of do's and don'ts, you even gave me an extra box of diapers for Uncle Emmett," Nessie complained and threw an innocent smile in my direction towards the end.
"Hardy har har, you're so funny," I said to Bella.
"I love you too,' she laughed and kissed my cheek.
"Yeah, yeah, go away," I said, pushing them all back through the door.
Nessie and I said our goodbye's and headed inside. She sat on the couch and turned the T.V on and I went into the kitchen to get started on my super awesome plan.
After making the necessary adjustments to my list, I stalked into the living room.
"What are you up to Uncle Emmett?" Nessie asked as soon as she saw my mischievous face.
"Erm… Nothing, how about we have ourselves a little field trip."
Giving up on even trying to pry whatever he had planned out of him, Nessie shrugged, "Let me get my coat."
"Mwah ha ha"
"What'd you say Uncle Em?"
"Ah, nothing, why are you so suspicious!" I stormed out the door and into the car, to wait while Nessie got her coat.
After about forty minutes we arrived at our first stop. It was a relatively cloudy and windy day with a chance of a slight drizzle. Walking around the car, towards the trunk, I took out a black duffle bag and walked towards the old warehouse I had parked in front of, knowing Nessie was following.
"Soooo," she said casually when we were inside.
"No time for questions," I said quickly as I took a smaller bag from the duffle bag and handed it to her.
"There's a bathroom right there," I pointed to the door on the left, "you can get changed in there, oh and hurry."
With a sigh she did as she was told.
Within another ten minutes, or thirty in guy time, she finally emerged from the bathroom wearing a simple yet stylish black Giorgio Armani suit, four inch black pumps and a pair of shiny black aviators.
They grow up so fast!
"Looking good Uncle Em," she said giving me a quick run over. I also wore an all black Giorgio Armani suit, without the tie, and black aviators.
"What can I say, I clean up well chica. Come on, were losing day light."
Nessie's POV
As we parked in front of one of the hottest car dealerships outside of forks I thought to myself, there's never a dull moment when you're in black.
"Here you're gonna need this," Uncle Emmett said, handing me an FBI badge that looked way to legitimate.
Oh Shit!
"You're going to get us killed!"
"Why does everyone say that whenever I get an idea," he demanded.
"Because you're an idiot!"
"Stop stating the obvious and come on," he said as he grabbed my land and led me inside.
Once inside I was completely blown away by the most beautiful fiery hot red Ferrari 599 GTO. The GTO packed 670hp at 8,250 rpm and 457 ld – ft to torque at 6,500 rpm derived from a V12 with the cylinders banked at 65 degrees. When the dealer popped the hood I almost had an orgasm.
"It's so beautiful," I wiped a tear away.
The engine paired with the GTO was capable of the most impressive times – to the tune of 0 to 62 mph in just 3.35 seconds and a fiorano lap time of 1 minute, 25 seconds. The GTO clocks a top speed of 208 mph.
Uncle Emmett whipped the badge out and said, "We need to take this car in."
"What, why?" asked the dealer.
"Ahh, because 'The Man' told me to come get it," Emmett stupidly explained.
"What my partner meant to say is that we suspect that this car was used to smuggle some drugs and possibly a body, so we need to take it in," I said quickly trying to save Emmett's butt.
"How is that even possible, it looks untouched and how could I have not known it was gone?" the dealer questioned.
"We ask the questions around here and we don't have a lot of time, so either you hand over the keys or we take them and arrest you," I said, giving him one of my mother's famous do-as-I-say-or-I'll-ground-you-for-the-next-two-centuries look, which was pretty scary by the way.
Mumbling something completely unintelligent, he handed over the keys to Uncle Emmett.
"Let's rock and roll baby," Emmett turned and headed towards the door.
"So where to now?" I questioned.
"To the harbor to meet a guy named Fernando," he answered simply.
Suddenly it hit me. Like a sack of squished bananas being swung by a one arm monkey.
"You got this car specifically so I wouldn't bribe you!" I accused.
"So," he stuck his tongue out.
"You play dirty," I said.
"I don't know what you're talking about, we're here!" he said before hopping out of the car.
"You Fernando?" Emmett questioned a Hispanic looking guy.
"What's it to ya," he replied.
Whipping out his badge Emmett said "This is what it means to me, so either hand over the goods or I take you in!"
"Fine, yeah I'm Fernando and the stuff are in my truck," he walked over to his truck and took out a decent size satchel. Handing it to Uncle Em, he ran away screaming like a little girl.
"So what's in the bag?" I asked.
"Get in the car." He said simply as he strode towards said car.
Once in the car he tossed me the bag and what I found inside was absolutely not what I expected. It was a giant bag of chocolate covered pretzels and three Eminem CD's.
"Slip one of those in will you Nessie, but don't tell Bella I made you listen to this."
And we were off!