Torturing Fun with Itachi

By Ryu the Fullmetal Ninja and Windmaster324

Disclamer: Don't own Naruto (goes and cries in a corner)

"Hello, My Name is Itachi and I'll be your host today", he said. Itachi then steps out wearing a black tux with red clouds on it.

"Welcome to our first show of inhumane torture", he said with a cheesy game show host smile.

Our first vict- I mean contestant will be a very famous jonin from Konoha, the copy-cat Nin, who has copied over a 1000 jutsu, give a warm round of applause for. . . HATAKE KAKASHI!" Spotlight shines on Kakashi tied to a chair.

"Mmmmrpgh." Kakashi struggles to get out of the ropes

"Sorry Kakashi, but those are chakra ropes, your not getting out of those no matter how hard you try" Itachi says with a grin

"Let's start with Tsukiyomi, but don't worry folks, you will still be able to see the torture on this big screen monitor." Itachi opens his eyes and sends Kakashi into Tsukiyomi.

"For 72 hours, you will see your worst nightmare." Kakashi sees a horrific sight, himself wearing . . . THE GREEN SPANDEX!

"Yosh, my eternal rival, you have seen the power of youth, but you need one more thing to increase your flames of youth." Gai appears with a grin. He then holds up a bottle of hair growth." Youthful eyebrows!"

"Nooooooooooooooooooo!" Kakashi screams.

"Now let's burn those unyouthful books I used to read Gai."

"Yosh! KAKASHI!"

"GAI"

"KAKASHI"

"GAI"

Cue the evil genjutsu

Then it all fades away, Kakashi breathes a sigh of relief.

"71 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds to go" Itachi says



And it starts all over again.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Kakashi screams and breaks down crying.

71 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds later . . .

Kakashi has collapsed in a fetal position on the floor.

"Well, looks like Kakashi has some pretty disturbing fears." Itachi says with a sweatdrop. He then feels a massive killing intent from behind him. He looks behind him and sees Kakashi free and with a raikiri charged up. "Oh crap." Itachi says, getting ready to run when all of a sudden,

"My eternal rival, I see now you wish to be youthful but are afraid to ask for help so you hide behind that hip attitude of yours" is heard from the audience. Kakashi looks in fear and sees Gai there." But don't worry Kakashi I shall help you cast off your hip attitude and embrace the power of youth!" he said with a blinding smile, pulling out a green spandex outfit and bottle of hair growth. Kakashi screams and runs away through the wall.

Itachi sweatdrops,"Well that was lucky"

"Not really boss, I gave him a free ticket to the show just in case." His assistant said.

"Good job, uh what's your name again?" Itachi asked.

"Ryu sir, me and Windmaster are the ones who caught Kakashi." The assistant said.

"Two questions, Whose Windmaster and how did you catch Kakashi?"

"Windmaster is your cameraman over there sir. He points at the cameraman who currently is reading a book. He looks up and says,"Yo" before going back to reading.

Itachi and Ryu both sweatdrop at the sight.

"We caught Kakashi by luring a limited edition Icha Icha Paradise." Ryu said.

"Excellent, What would you like as a reward?" Itachi asked.

"A raise sir."

"Ok-"they turn to hear the sound of a crunch and see WM eating a stick of pocky. "Are you eating my pocky WM?" he asked in a dangerous tone of voice."Tsukiyomi!"

"I guess we're not getting that raise huh?""Tsukiyomi."

Well that's the end of the show folks. Tune in next time for more torturing fun." He says grinning and munching on a stick of pocky.

Well that's my first story. Read and review. Tell me what you think and tune in for more fun with Itachi.



Suggestions welcome.

This is Ryu signing out.