Okay. I was tired. I was bored. And we were having a stupid conversation about nine meeting Donna. This is the lovechild of all of those ideas. And the may be my shameless ships and random sassy people: Minor Jelsa, Persassy (he's sassy people! It's in his name!) Jack, Lanto cameos. And whoever else I decide is sassy
One day, Donna sassily went back in time. She sassily met Nine.
"Who're you?" She asked, tossing her hair sassily
"I'm the Doctor. Who're you?" he answered, pulling out his sonic screwdriver and scanning the young woman to make sure she wasn't an alien. Very sassily of course.
"I'm Donna."
Then the world exploded because of the huge concentrated amount of sassiness
Yes. I'm doing this on purpose