Deadly Toys and Lightbulbs

Author's Note: This is simply how Megavolt and Quackerjack met and eventually started their relationship. This has just been how I believe they met. More than likely I'll have to include parts from the actual show, so I'm sorry if anything is inaccurate from that. It's being based mainly on memory.

YES! This first part is taken from the flashback in Electrifying Memories. Your mind wasn't playing tricks on you!

Disclaimer: All these characters belong to Disney...Though I wish the Fearsome Five were mine...;;

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There was a cackle in the air just outside the candy store in St. Canard. It was around midnight and most citizens of the city were sleeping. Quackerjack, the demented toymaker and once owner of Quackerjack Toys, however, was suffering from a nasty sweet tooth. Of course, what better way to take care of a sweet tooth than to steal as much candy as possible?

The jester walked down the aisles of candy, picking this and that and stuffing it into his pockets. His crazed eyes then landed on Ducky's Candy Bombs. He chuckled with glee.

"Oooh...I love these!" he giggled and started grabbing as many as he could. There was a sudden burst of noise from the back of store, which made the jester look back, frowning. His eyes widened when a darkened from in the dimly lit store rammed straight into him, hitting his elbow.

With a squeak, Quackerjack landed on his feet thanks to his quick reflexes, however, his candy bombs fell to the floor.

"Hey! Do you mind! ?Geez, can't a clown have a sweet tooth!?" Quackerjack had pouted as he watched some of the candy bombs fall out of his hands. Megavolt rubbed his head, which had hit Quackerjack's elbow when they hit.

"Shut it, clown! I'm on important bussiness!" hissed Megavolt. Megavolt then did a double take. "H-Hey...You're a clown..."

"He's a smart one, hon" came the high pitched voice of Mr. Banana Brain. Megavolt just blinked at the doll.

"Get out of my way!" snarled Megavolt, his mind going back to his task at hand.

"Why should I!? You were the one who bumped into me, so you should be the one to leave!" retorted Quackerjack with a toothy grin. Megavolt growled under his breath.

"Listen...if you don't leave my sight in five seconds, I'm gonna be feasting on roast duck!" he snickered, bringing up his hand and allowing a few sparks to fly from them.

"Ahhh...So you're Megavolt. I've heard so much about you..." replied Quackerjack smoothly. His voice and posture was so calm, it made Megavolt want to strangle him.

"Yeah? And who are you!? The Demented Clown of St. Canard!?"
"Ha!!" Quackerjack took a few moments to laugh hysterically. "I wish!! No...I'm known as Quackerjack, the crazed toymaker!!"

"Toymaker!?"

Quackerjack nodded with a piercing smile that seemed almost unreal and eyes that bore into the rodent's brain. It made Megavolt look away as he forced away a shiver. "Well, you're still in my way! Now beat it!!" With that, Megavolt attempted to pass Quackerjack, but the jester stuck out his foot and tripped him. Megavolt fell with hard onto the ground. He groaned at he stood up. "That's it!"

He shot a strong electrical current at the jester, who half screamed, half laughed at the senseation of being electicuted. Once it was over, Quackerjack looked down at himself to see his entire outfit devoid of color, for it was now a crisp gray color. His sleeves were fringed and showed a hint of dying fire on them.

"That wasn't very nice, Jack!" cried Quackerjack in anger. His outfit was ruined.

Megavolt shrugged uncaringly. "Not my problem!" He then pushed past the fried jester and ran out the door.

Quackerjack pulled out his Mr. Banana Brain doll, glaring after the rodent. "Oooh, he's going to have to be taught a lesson, that boy..."

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The lights seemed to flicker on and off constantly for a while in the Lighthouse on the edge of St. Canard. Any onlookers would claim that the place looked as though it was about to blow up due to the light that was emitting from it.

But deep inside the Lighthouse a very happy rodent who was currently beaming with pride as he over looked his latest achievement.

"Oh! Look everyone! Look at this utter brilliance!!" cried out Megavolt. Of course, he was refferring to the collection of lightbulbs and other home appliances in the room. He raised his arms high in triumph. "Isn't it amazing!? I finally managed to get this coffee machine to work!!" He grabbed the machine and kissed it affectionately, then placed it back on the kitchen counter. "It took me eleven tries, but I finally managed to do it! Just a little bit of re-wiring...some fried gears...and vuala!! It's a sensation!!"

Complete silence filled the room and he looked around at his fellow lumianries. "Well! I would have asumed you'd all be more happy for me!!" More silence. Megavolt then turned his attention to a single lightbulb not far away from him. "What's that Circuity!? You're proud of me!? Oh! I thank you SO much!" He kissed the lightbulb a moment later, cradling it in his arms. He turned to all the rest of the electronics around him. "See!? Now that wasn't so hard for Circuity! That's all I'm asking!" He glared at them all.

His doorbell suddenly rang. The rodent blinked at the front door as though it had turned to jello in front of his eyes. "Is Ding-Dong going balastic again?" he mutteredm remebering the last time his door bell had rung. He went to the door and opened it up, only to come face to face with a grinning Quackerjack. Megavolt jumped back a good six feet at the sight.

"What do you want!?" he demanded.

Quackerjack just stood there with his hands behind his back and large innocent smile on his face. "Nothing really. I just came here to show you something that I know you'd be fascinated in" giggled the jester. He grabbed Megavolt's empty hand, since his other one still held the lightbulb, and took him outside. Megavolt allowed the colorfully dressed pyshco to pull him along. "Go up the steps" instructed Quackerjack. Megavolt looked up and saw a large tank of some kind. It wasn't glass so he wasn't able to see what was inside it. He glowered at the jester, yet did as he was told, afraid of what the insane duck would do if he disobeyed. Quackerjack walked up behind him and once they were at the top, Megavolt looked down to see the tank was filled with water. He turned to Quackerjack and asked, annoyed, "Why'd you bring me up here!? This is just water!!"

"Exactly" hissed Quackerjack and he stuck his foot out and kicked Megavolt's ankles. The trip made Megavolt loose his balance and fall into the tank of water with a yelp. As soon as the electrical rodent hit the water, his body convusled with pain and he cried out as he short circuited.

A moment later, Megavolt burst out from the surface of the water and glared back up at Quackerjack who was doubled over with laughter. "That's what you get for ruining my fun the other night at the candy store!" he called down to the rodent.

"Oooh...You're going to pay for that!!" seethed Megavolt.

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The two most insane villains of St. Canard, Megavolt and Quackerjack, loathed each other to no end. They scoffed at each other, argued, bickered, hissed at, threw things at each other, kicked, slapped, tormented...

Everytime they would meet, they would ridicule each other, picking out their worst of faults and throwing them at each other's faces.

"At least I know what time of day it is, Sparky!!" spat Quackerjack when Megavolt had burnt his teddy bear to singes.

"Don't call me SPARKY!!" screamed Megavolt in utter rage.

"Sparky, Sparky, Sparkyyyyy!!" giggled Quackerjack as he hopped around the furious rodent. The jester quickly dodged a bolt of electricty that Megavolt had thrown at him. A moment later, the jester was sitting atop a rocking horse, a slingshot in his hands as the clown started to shoot marbles at the rodent.

"Stop it!!' demanded Megavolt as he tried his best to dodge them. Several of them hit him. Megavolt just wanted to know how the jester did it. Where the hell did that rocking horse come from!? That's what he wanted to know!

Quackerjack was doubled over with laughter when a hand suddenly caught his and electricity shot through him, making his eyes go wide in pain as it lasted several minutes. When it ended, Quackerjack shook his head, his outfit devoid of color again. Megavolt was gone, having run away.

It soon appeared to the two villains how very similar they were. Neither admitted it. They barely acknowledged it to themselves, but they both knew it was true. Since the two of them hated each other so much, they took it upon themselves to watch the other's every move.

Quackerjack tried ruining the Whiffle Boy contest. Megavolt brought a groupful of appliences to life. Quackerjack's Mr. Banana Brain doll was haunted by Paddywhack. Megavolt's giant horse shoe power collector backfired on him.

As the years slowly passed, the more each other began to realize how similar their ideas were. Not to mention how much more deadlier their plans could be if they were combined...

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Quackerjack whistled as he tampered with the doll that was in his hands. He wanted to doll to look like a ballerina so that little girls would fall in love with it. But at the same time, he wanted to doll to have a spin to it. So, he had decided that whenever the doll was squeezed, the ballerina's cute face turned into a nasty monster face. "IT'll make little girls scream...Out of pleasure of course..." He threw his head back and laughed.

There was a knock on his door. Quackerjack looked up and blinked at it. Odd. That's never happened before. He jumped off his bean bag chair and threw the ballerina doll to the side. he opened the door. His eyes widened as he gave out a childish gasp.

"Darkwing Duck! What are you doing here!? I didn't do anything, I swear!!" he whimpered, pulling down on his hat.

The duck in front of his glared at him. The duck wore a red hat and yellow suit instead of purple. And his mask was black. "I am not Darkwing Duck..." hissed the duck with pure vengance.

"Y-you're not!?" squeaked the jester.

"No...I am known...as Negaduck" was the sharp reply.

"Negaduck?" repeated Quackerjack, repeating the name in his head several times.

"Yes, and I have a proposition for you, Quacky..."

Quackerjack raised his eyebrow's intruiged.

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AN: I wonder what Negs could possibly have in store for Quacky. Of course, its obvious, or at least, should be if you are familiar with the show. But for those who aren't, this is a cliffhanger.

YES! That first part is taken from the flashback in Electrifying Memories. Your mind wasn't playing tricks on you!

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