Two Brains whistled happily as he walked home, carrying groceries. He thought he safe, but he was so wrong.
"Nothing can bring me down," he said.
"THERE HE IS!"
"Except that."
Girlish screams swam toward Two-Brains' ears. He turned around and saw a LARGE group of girls. They were all wear t-shirts with his symbol, but the mouse head was in a heart.
"GET HIM!"
Two-Brains let out a squeak as the girls began running toward him, screaming happily. He turned tail and began running as fast as he possibly could.
Two-Brains felt one of them reach for his lab coat and he knew they were catching up. He put his bag in his mouth and began leaning down until he sprang off on all fours.
The fan girls screamed in delight.
"He's soooooo cute!"
Two-Brains made the mistake of looking back. He tripped and rolled into a wall. He was in scorpion position. He fixed himself and shook his head. When he looked up, he gulped.
He was cornered.
He let out an squeak, out of fear.
Biggest. Mistake. Ever.
The girls let out even more squeals and pounced on him.
Two-Brains let out shouts and screams for help, even calling for WordGirl, as they grabbed at his clothes, hair, and anything else they could get their hands on.
He tried pushing them away, but that just made them even more grabby.
(Later)
Two-Brains stomped into the warehouse. And, boy, was he ruffed up.
His hair was even more frizzy than what it was. His lab coat was in tatters. His the top half of his shirt was nonexistent. His pants were now shorts. His right sock was missing. Both of his gloves were gone.
"Boss! What-"
Two-Brains down on the couch. He placed his heads in his hands.
"From now on, you two are buying the groceries."
Two-Brains got up and went to go collapse into his bed.
"Being the most famous villain is a blessing..."
Two-Brains fell onto his large, king sized bed. He rolled around in his sleep a lot.
"And a curse."
He heard faraway squeals and dove under the bed. He placed his hands on his head and shivered with fear.
"F-fangirls. I-it's always fangirls."