A/N: I totally stole this from Potter Puppet Pals, but I have no shame. I wrote this in the spur of the moment and it has no sense whatsoever. It is completely nonsensical xD
I hope you all enjoy! And please review :)
The Mysterious Ticking Noise
One day, when Severus Snape was sitting in his office marking papers, something started ticking.
He tried to ignore it but it wouldn't stop. He threw down his quill.
"What is that mysterious ticking noise?
He paused.
"It's kind of…catchy."
He started to bob his head to the sound.
"Snape – Snape – Severus Snape. Snape – Snape – Severus Snape."
The Headmaster threw open the door.
"DUMBLEDORE!"
And went out again.
"Snape – Snape – Severus Snape."
"DUMBLEDORE!"
The black haired Professor stood up and began to dance jerkily.
"Snape – Snape – Severus Snape."
"DUMBLEDORE!"
"Snape –"
The youngest Weasley boy jumped up from under the desk.
"Ron –"
"Snape –"
"Ron – Ron Weasley!"
"Severus Snape."
Again the Headmaster entered.
"DUMBLEDORE!"
"Ron –"
"Snape –"
"Ron – Ron Weasley!"
"Severus Snape."
"DUMBLEDORE!"
Snape found he was really getting into it, but not as much as the others. Suddenly the Granger girl slipped in.
"Hermione "
"Ron –"
"Snape –"
"Ron – Ron Weasley!"
"Severus Snape."
"Hermione "
"DUMBLEDORE!"
They kept on in this fashion for some time before Harry Potter flew through the window on his Firebolt.
"Harry Potter – Harry Potter – ooo – Harry Potter – Harry Potter – yeah! – Harry Potter – Harry Potter – that's me! "
He rambled on above the rest of them while they provided a sort of backup, until the Potions Professor couldn't deal with it anymore.
"Snape!"
"Harry!"
"Snape!"
"Harry!"
"Snape!"
"Harry!"
"Snape!"
"Harry!"
"Snape!"
"Harry!"
"Snape!"
"Harry!"
"Snape!"
"Harry!"
"Snape!"
"Harry!"
They ended up wrestling on the floor, yelling their names, until the Headmaster burst between them.
"DUMBLEDORE!"
There was a pause and the ticking noise cut through the silence.
Then…
"Herrrr-mione "
Snape started up again.
"Snape –"
"Ron –"
"Snape –"
"Ron – Ron Weasley!"
"Severus Snape."
"DUMBLEDORE!"
And all the way through the Potter boy smirked,
"Harry Potter, I'm Harry Potter, Harry – Harry Potter, I'm Harry Potter..."
Then they changed their tune.
"Singing a song, all day long, at Hogggggggg – wartsssssssssssssssssssss!"
There was another pause.
Suddenly Ron Weasley squeaked,
"I've found the source of the ticking… It's a pipe bomb!"
"YAYYYYYY!" they all said.
IT BLEW UP!
Pieces of the ceiling fell down on them and then they were all gone.
There was another break in proceedings and then out of the debris a familiar shape emerged, creepy music accompanying it's presence.
"Huhahahahaaa…"
The figure begin to make a different ticking noise, and begin to sing.
"Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort!"
THE END.