Ichigo, Renji, and Shinji were bored out of their minds. Ichigo sat at his desk in his room, drumming his fingers. Shinji sat cross-legged on Ichigo's bed, flipping his cell phone open and shut. Renji sat on the floor flipping through a Shonen Jump Rukia had left on the floor.
Suddenly Renji's eyes widened, "Hey, look at this!"
He shoved the magazine at Ichigo. Looking at the page he saw that it was a cover to a story called Bleach, underneath was a picture of him in his bankia form. He hands back the magazine to Renji.
"What's your point?" he asked.
Renji looked at him, dumbfounded. He had just found him in a magazine, in shinigami form, and all he can say is " what's your point?" !
"Wait, you knew about this?!" his face was shocked.
"Dude, everyone knows about it." Shinji said it like it was an obvious fact.
Renji looked at the two flabbergasted. How come no one had told him?
"How long has this been going on?" Renji asked.
Ichigo thought about it. "Tatsuki has been making it for a while. I just didn't realize how popular it was getting." He made a thoughtful look.
"I wonder if anyone has made a fan fiction of it yet?" Shinji wondered aloud.
Ichigo made a face and Renji just got more confused.
"What's a fan fiction?" Renji asked.
Ichigo gave him an "I can't believe how stupid you are" look, "It's what bored people write about a story they liked."
Just then Shinji's cell phone rang. He opened it and was about to say hello when he jerked it away from his ear. Incredibly loud yelling could be heard over the phone.
"Damn it baldy what the hell are you doing!? Get back here and do the dishes!" the voice yelled, no doubt that it was Hiyori.
Shinji put the phone back to his ear, "But-" he immediately pulled it away from his face again. Some how she had gotten louder.
"DAMN IT! I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING! GET BACK HERE NOW!" the phone clicked, she had hung up on him.
"Well looks like I have to go." Shinji sighed, opened the window, and walked out.
"I feel so bad for him." Ichigo said.
They sat in silence for moment. Then Renji stood up.
"Show me a fan fiction." He said.
Ichigo scowled, "No, I'm not going to read one of those stupid stories."
"I never said you had to read it, just find one and let me read it." Renji demanded.
"Fine" he scowled, turned to his computer and brought up Google. He typed in Bleach fan fiction and got a list of sites, he clicked on the first one. The site came up with a list of story names and summaries. He stood up and let Renji take his chair.
Ichigo sat on his be and watch Renji frown in concentration while trying to pick a story. His frown deepened.
"What's yaoi?" he asked.
"How the heck should I know?" Ichigo answered.
"Well it's got both of our names on it." He clicked it and stared reading.
"What's it about?" Ichigo asked.
"Apparently we're stuck together alone for Christmas. It's okay, the grammar isn't to good." He said, still reading.
He scrolled down to keep reading, his eyes suddenly widened and his face paled.
"What's wrong?" Ichigo asked, slightly concerned.
All Renji could do was stare and point at the computer. Ichigo got up walked over to the computer. He read what Renji had just read. He put a hand over his mouth and started gagging.
Rukia, Rangiku, and Toshiro walked through the open widow at this point.
"What happened to you to?!" Rukia asked worriedly.
Ichigo stopped gagging long enough to say, "We looked at a fanfiction and it was yaoi..."
"Oh god." Was all she could say.
Rangiku and Toshiro looked confused and walked over to the computer to see what the fuss was about.
After reading it Toshiro looked liked he would be mentally scarred. Rangiku on the other hand, well… the look on her face was like a small kid that got to open their Christmas presents a day early.
"I think I'm going to like this yaoi stuff." She said.
Just a funny little scene i thought up, hope you enjoyed! :)