Danger room movie night.

Everyone was sitting around bored as macaroni poo in the TV room. A loud bang was heard as an out of breath Jamie burst through the door

"You guys…*wheeze*…are not going to believe this!"

"Jamie, my mother is a blue terrorist…I don't think there's anything that surprises me anymore." Rogue retorted dryly.

"…oh...um." Jamie said not knowing what to say to that. Rogue noting his discomfort quickly added

"Never mind sugar, now what were you going to tell us." Jamie's big blue eyes got somehow bigger with his excitement, as he nodded in agreement.

"there….is a movie about us!" his voice rising an octave higher with every word brimming with that moment almost all heads in the media room swiveled toward Jamie as a chorus of what's, cools and lets watch its

Kurt then added with equal excitement "we could watch it in the danger room!" Bobby then spoke up

"It is like Monday mutant movie night!"

"bobby." rogue said with a face palm.

"yeah." he said in anticipation. She sighed

"It's Friday."

"That's cool." He said in non interest as he barreled out the door followed by a stampede of students towards the professor's office.

"WAIIITTTTT!" Jamie screamed over the noise

"It's PG-13; the professor won't let us watch it, much less watch it in the danger room."

A chorus of "awwws" echoed from the now retreating group of students

Then a familiar Cajun accent filled the silence

"Mon Dieu {my god}. Do you guys break any rules? This Cajun can get you in the danger room without permission but it will come at a price." He said with a smirk. Bobby the now self-proclaimed leader of the group of excited teenagers replied with renewed excitement

"Anything!"

"You let Remy and rogue get front seats, control of the remote and bring us popcorn when we want it and you've got a deal."

He grumbled but nodded.

"Now we're going to need some help moving things so, kitty go find colossus and tell him to move the four couches into the danger room once Remy gets in. and rogue call Wanda and tell her to sneak the brotherhood over here."

"Like sure!" kitty bubbled as she bounced off to find the handsome Russian.

Rogue grumbled but replied "well ok but can she leave toad at home." She pretended to gag and a few kids snickered.

"And where is pyro! I need him to take Logan out and get him drunk!"

Turned out no one had seen pyro for a while so bobby let it go and everyone split up to do their assigned jobs

REMY'S POV

After opening the danger room door for Piotr, Remy set to work on the control room door first unscrewing the paneling then removing the two red wires that connected the pneumatic door opener to the electrical outlet.(1)"easy as pie." he muttered and made a mental note to update security later.

Truth be told Remy was still grumpy from not being able to go with rogue to the brotherhood but he decided it made up for it if he got to sit with her during the movie. He walked into the control room and looked at the buttons "HOLY SHIT THAT'S A LOT OF BUTTONS!" as he thought this Piotr entered the danger room below him with 2 couches. Slowly a Cheshire cat grin swept over his face as he leaned over and pressed the button next to the word danger screen he looked down and to his horror (and slight amusement) watched as the wall Piotr was walking parallel to jutted out right below his feet, causing the large Russian to fall flat on his face. He couldn't help it he fell over laughing. He felt horrible abbot laughing but it was the weird expression on poitr's face that was a mixture of stunned confusion that had him literally rolling on the floor laughing. Piotr got back up and set the couches downturned and left.

Rogues pov

She walked up to the brotherhood house and knocked. "Wait who was she kidding? they were too lazy to open the she backed up and slowly announced "madness, no…..this is spartaaaa!" and Spartan kicked the door only for it to be slammed into lance alvers head. Surprised she looked down at lance now on the ground clutching his head. And said in a dry tone "sorry, I forgot you knew how to open a door." and walked over him and headed up to Wanda's room.

Everyone's pov

Everyone laid/sat around next to someone in the danger room and bobby put the movie in and pressed play, turned around and all the lights went out.

This story is supposed to be a one-shot but I need to know which of the x-men movies I should do, so leave a comment with your answer and I'll see what I can do. It itll get way funnier and way more lovey dovey once I figure out which movie I'm going to do, I promise

(1): this was just a wild guess on who to pick a door lock so forgive me if I'm wrong

Toodles to your noodles

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