Once again, this is Princess Shadowfiend's work but set in LOA's setting ;)

Here's the entire summary:

Following after the night Kakuzu had the scare of a lifetime, everyone minus Hidan and Sasori try to figure what Lexy did that was so horrendous that the trio wouldn't tell them.With the help of Madara being added in, will they find out or will the tomboyish brunette decide to give them her own personal demonstration.

And what is with voices being heard in the hallways at night that sounds like Lexy is talking with a demon?

Breakfast was quiet minus the occasional clink clink of the silverware tapping against the dishes. All eyes flicked between the miser and brunette while trying to eat casually. Olivia spoke up, being the most unnerved by the eerie silence.

"I really like your cooking Kisame." Said man gave a wide grin and nodded in thanks. Silence once more, and Hidan was fed up with it. "Fucking Jashin will you two quit fucking staring each other down like its some fucking death match?"

"Speaking of which," Itachi interjected. "What did Lexy do to make you go into such a state of hysteria. I know for a fact that Hidan and Sasori know, but none of us do."

Kakuzu gave a dramatic shiver that they all caught, and Lexy smirked. "Y-you don't want to know." Looking around they saw the same paled expressions on Hidan's and Sasori's faces. Kisame gave a low whistle while giving the smirking teen a glance.

"In fact," Hidan started. "It scared him so bad that he ended up losing one of his hearts from having a fucking heart attack." That got him a good punch in the face by his scared lover. "I told you not to tell them that Hidan." Kakuzu warned.

"Then why were you laughing when we arrived Hidan?" The albino gave them a grim look. "Being scared that much can make you do things that make no fucking sense."

Lexy began giggling out of the blue, the girlish chuckles deepening to a deep pitch, then turning louder into evil laughter that had them all clinging to each other. "What the fuck woman?" Hidan shouted, staring at her with wide eyes.

Her voice returned to normal and she fell out of her seat, rolling on the floor laughing so hard she was crying. "You should've -y-you should've seen your faces!" Itachi scowled. "That wasn't very funny Lexy."

She scoffed. "Oh please, it was hilarious. Tobi can you get seconds please?" The masked boy was out of his seat in a millisecond. "Of course Loo Loo!"

"Thanks Tobi!" she said, giving him a hug as a reward, but when she went to release him Tobi pulled his mask up and gave her a deep kiss before letting go with a grin. "Loo Loo looks cute when blushing!" he giggled, running off to fill her plate with more pancakes.

"B-blushing?" The teen touched her own cheeks to feel the heated and found that she was, indeed, blushing. Kisame chuckled. "I'll have to agree with the kid."

He got no reply. Instead it went silent again. Looking around Lexy and Kakuzu were glaring at each other furiously, static bolting between their eyes.

"Oh boy."