A Hi-koo About Twilight, by Cosmic Twink

1. Edward and Jacob, sitting in the tree,

f,

u,

c,

k,

n,

i,

g.

First comes doing blow jobs,

Then comes doing sex,

Then comes Jacob with a the thing with thbaby k.

2. the next day jacob will wake up next to edrads and say "gee i really hate vampires," and then him change into where-wolf and eating Edward Cullem.

fuck twilight, bring back Zordon!