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Pietro walked in to the room where the rest of the Brotherhood were. "You have to check this out."
Lance sighed. "What now? A monkey grabbing hold of Summers nose and holding on for dear life as he runs around town screaming? Oh wait… that happened last week when Toad gave the monkeys at the zoo some caffeine!"
Toad blinked. "But they looked so sad."
"Oh shut up!"
Pietro spoke up. "Guys?"
"WHAT!" They yelled.
"Oh, just some stupid laws I found…"
Lance blinked. "Well… anything is better than sitting around bored. What have you got?"
"For starters, how about Alabama?"
"What about it?"
"It's illegal to drive while blindfolded…"
Toad grinned. "You mean Kelly would've been arrested last week if he lived in Alabama?"
Fred thought for a moment. "Well his hands were handcuffed to the drivers side door handle. Maybe he'd get probation?"
The rest of the Brotherhood stared at him in shock for a second.
Pietro sighed. "Moving right along. Wanda might enjoy this."
Wanda glared. "What?" The lights started to flicker dangerously.
Pietro's eyes widened. "In the case of divorce, women can keep their property, while men will lose it?"
Wanda blinked then calmed down while he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Here's another one. It's legal to drive the wrong way down a one way street if you have a lamp attached to the front of the car."
Lance blinked. "Would Duncan count? Oh wait… he's a little dim." He and Toad exchanged high fives.
Wanda rolled her eyes. "Idiots."
"Hmm… Alaska has one unique one. It says that the state policy is to keep emergencies to a minimum, and are rarely found to exist."
Lance grinned. "So apparently Magneto hasn't been causing trouble there."
"Leave my father out of this!" Pietro yelled. Then he blinked as he looked at Arizona next. "Um… moving along."
"What is it Pietro?"
"This particular law in Arizona isn't PG… so how about this one instead? Donkey's can't sleep in bathtubs?"
Toad laughed. "So does that mean Summers has…"
Wanda sighed. "That's donkey, not…"
"Moving right along!" Pietro yelled. "Though I do agree with my dear sister."
Several sharp objects lifted into the air.
Pietro gulped. "Anyhow, in Mohave County, anyone who steals a bar of soap must wash himself with it until it's used up."
Toads eyes widened. "Dude, that's cruel and unusual punishment."
"Like you'd steal a bar of soap."
"I have better things to steal, like Snookums heart…" Todd said and leaned toward Wanda. She hexed him through a wall.
Pietro blinked at one law. "Hmm… it says here that flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock, Arkansas could result in a 30 day jail term…" Then he glanced up and started to back away from an irate Wanda while the rest ran out the back.
"Are you trying to imply something!"
Scott and Jean were driving by the Brotherhood house. They slammed on the brakes, as a singed Pietro ran by followed by an irate Wanda.
"Now remember sis! If we were in Arkansas, it'd be illegal to kill any living creature!"
"In your case, it'd be justifiable homicide!" She yelled.
Scott shook his head. "I don't want to know, I really don't want to know."