Akatsuki's Shugo CharasThe Akatsuki's "would-be" selves

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Chapter 1: To Scamper to the Next World

"Akatsuki! Kill them!"

pant, pant "Everyone, run."

"Get the last one, tear him to shreds!"

"But Pain…"

"I won't die, Hurry up and get inside, Konan!"

"okay…"

"Rasengan!"

"Deidara, move!"

boom "Phht! I don't need to move! All I need is a simple beauty of art…"

"Shut up! Just move already!"

"Hmph, you just think you're so pro and you can handle everything by yourself…"

"I am simply trying to help you people, if you guys get to the cavern, you will be safe!"

"There you go again, thinking YOU can save us all…"

"Fine! I'll leave you here then!"

"… Pain? He ran too?!"

~Inside the cavern~

"Pain!"

"Konan, are you and the others all right?"

"Y-yeah, but we're missing Deidara…"

"Ignore that brat! He just wants to stay out there, fight, and prove that he is awesome! Let's go!"

"In here!"

"Thanks, Sasori."

"No problem, Zetsu."

"Whee! Whee! Whee!"

"Can you just tell him to SHUT UP!"

"Whoa there, Hidan, Calm down…"

"But Tobi's getting on my nerves!"

"Yeah, but…"

"Why don't you try to be nice and calm TOBI down, huh Kisame?"

"Wait, but… you weren't really acting nice either…"

"Well, I was trying!"

"Really?"

"Shut up, Kakuzu! This is none of your business!"

"Hey… can you all quiet down a little? The people of Konoha will discover our hiding place…"

"No! I bet you that you also want to scream or shout on the inside too, Sasori."

"Hidan… you seriously need to calm down… I don't really think that Sasori would want to do that anyways, so… not a very good excuse…"

"Shut up, Zetsu!"

"Maybe I need to pour a bucket of water on your face…"

"No! That would be so stupid!"

splash

"Hey, Itachi…"

"Thanks, Itachi. Plus Hidan… Tobi shut up, too, so you're the only one yelling."

"What?! You're on his side, Zetsu?!"

"Hidan, you do realize that everyone is on the side opposite of yours right?"

"Seriously, Sasori?"

"Yes," Kakuzu stated, exasperated.

"Guys, calm down… plus, they will soon figure out we're here. Come on, we need to find something or somewhere…" Konan suggested.

"Mm, sure," Pein replied. "But first we must call Deidara in…"

"ah!" Deidara shouted running.

Pein walked to a corner of the cave, where Deidara was hiding in a ball.

"Get out," Pein said as he slapped Deidara across the face. "Okay Konan, everyone is here…"

"Okay, start searching everyone!" Konan stated.

"Ooh! Ooh! Tobi found a glittery blue gem!" Tobi yelled.

"This is…" Konan exclaimed.

"It says S.C. on it," Sasori stated.

"Yeah, I believe it will take us somewhere," Konan said.

"Okay, well then…" Pein said. He scraped the rock against the wall of the cave. A little piece fell off, showing the bright light within the stone. Shining on everyone, they all fell asleep and slowly disappeared. As they were falling through the light, the stone reformed itself and slowly hid behind the other rock again.