Author's Notes: Here's Kaiba's Online Diary. Well, the first installment, anyway; I want to get more done on Yami Yugi's before I focus on this one very much.
Disclaimers: All recognizable characters (even if only recognizable in name) are not owned by me, Pachelbel. No money made, blah blah blah.....
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August 29:
I seem to have been taken over by an evil spirit today.
Stocks from KaibaCorp: Up 200 points.
Number of Competitors: 4
Duels won: 4 today, 1,239 total, Duels lost: 0
Other News: None
August 30:
I believe the evil spirit is making me duel obsessively. I will tell no one.
KaibaCorp Stocks: Up 30 points.
Number of Competitors: 2 gone, 2 left.
Duels Won: 29 today, 1,268 total, Duels lost: 0
Other News: Mokuba's grades are failing. I've decided to pay off his teachers. He's smart enough to take over the company, but the public schools are failing.
August 31:
I went to highschool today. I don't know why. Perhaps the evil spirit made me do it.
KaibaCorp Stocks: Down 400 points (Can't my employees do anything right without me looking over their shoulders?)
Number of Competitors: 8 (Up 6 from yesterday? SIX?!??! I need to fire some people.)
Duels Won: 1,268. 0 lost. I was at school, so I couldn't duel.
Other news: Here is the exciting part. While I was at the highschool, (which is an unnecessary part of my life I'll add, because I am a multi-billionaire, so what use do I really have for formal education? Spying, for one thing, as I will prove now:) I heard a small kid and his friends talking about Duel Monsters. I followed them to a card shop. Then I tore up the shopkeeper's Blue Eyes White Dragon. Now I have the only three left in the entire world.
Score: Kaiba, 1. Old Man, -3000 (Because the Blue Eyes' Attack power is 3000.)
September 1:
Migraine.....headache.....soul.......no longer tainted by evil.......
I don't know what my stocks are right now. I expect they're down.
I have more competitors...and one beat me...I'm sobbing on my keyboard.
Duels won: WHO CARES? Duels lost: ONE. 1. One one one one one one one ONE!
Other news. The only news. Yugi beat me. He grew taller...his hair got spikier...his voice got deeper...and he beat me....then he banished my evil spirit.
I don't want to duel anymore!
I want my life back! I need tissues! I want some booze!
(Did I just almost rhyme there? I have GOT to get out of here, now. Here's Mokuba, so I'm shutting down this computer for now and packing. I should probably leave him with someone responsible, but I'm just going to leave.)
Author's Notes: Well, he did just leave Mokuba there alone! Sheesh. Bad Seto! Don't worry folks, it'll get better, I promise!