Happy Birthday, Mintey! Sorry I didn't get this up earlier. I hated the other story I was writing so I wrote this one out instead. It'll help if you place the Pevensies in to the 21st centry.
Again, HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY, MINTEY!
There are 3 bottles of beer on the wall
3 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
There are 2 bottles of beer on the wall
2 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
There is 1 bottle of beer on the wall
1 bottle of beer
take one down
Pass it around...
"What is the last line, dad?" asked Peter.
"I don't know. My family never got passed 98 bottles of beer."
There was a short pause. "Mom, could you turn on the XM?" Lucy asked.
"Sure honey." Helen leaned over and turned on the radio and 'Never Say Never' by Justin Bieber came on.
"One of these days, that kid will pass puberty and he'll have to sing all his songs over again in his deeper voice," Peter said jokingly.
Mr. Pevensie laughed and sung along with JB in a deep voice.
I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up up up,
And never say never.
By the time Mr. Pevensie finished singing the whole car had erupted in to laughter.
After some time, Peter burst out laughing.
"What's so funny, dear?" asked Lucy.
"Susan just sent me a video of Edmund singing 'Bad Romance' by Lady Gaga, and he was dancing to it too."
"What's this?" asked his mother.
"Seriously, look," Peter pushed his phone in to his mom's hand who then held the phone so everyone in the car could see. She pressed the play button to see Edmund washing the car while singing 'Bad Romance' and Edmund also swung his hips from side to side to the beat of the song.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it's free
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)
I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Every one in the car were practically rolling on the floor with laughter.
Dumb, yes. Funny,... yeeesss. We never talked about JB or LG, but sence we had so many other things in common I thought you'd like this little make fun of, of those two.
Happy late birthday.
Love ya,
Massy