This is a crack fic. If you want a serious read, look elsewhere. :P Seriously, if you can't handle evil Oddishes, crazy Oshawotts, puzzle loving Zigzagoons, Oddish-hating Gravelers, or any of the totally awesome characters in this story, DON'T READ IT.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, or most of the characters. (Character ownership will be put at the end)
Warning: Contains nuts.
The Oshawott paced back and forth in her house, from the cave opening to the gaps that allowed a view of the crystal clear Undella Bay. The otter couldn't appreciate the water at the moment though, as she her brain was busy attempting to reassure her. He forgot; that's all. Any second now, he'll remember, and he'll be here. Oh, who am I kidding? He didn't forget. Something bad happened. This is all my fault…
The Oshawott was interrupted from her thoughts by a voice. "Blaze, you dropped your hat."
Blaze sighed and grabbed the party hat off the floor, securing it on one of her cone-shaped ears. "Thanks, I didn't realize… Giga, I hope Tails comes soon. He's almost an hour late…"
Giga frowned as he glanced towards the door. "Any second now, Pwnage will be here. Try to relax; a stressed party host isn't exactly very welcoming." The Graveler stuck out his tongue.
Blaze rolled her eyes and opened her mouth to reply, buy quickly closed it. She turned towards the door, from where a feeble knocking sound could be heard. The Oshawott grinned and turned to her friends. "Quick, hide!"
As the guests ducked behind the curtains that separated the cave from the cottage, the sea otter pokemon opened the door. "Hey Tails, good to-" The otter suddenly stopped, and let out a bloodcurdling shriek.
A Venonat by the name of Meph stepped out from behind the curtains and gasped as he saw the reason for Blaze's shriek.
Something bad had happened to the Zigzagoon. His fur was matted with blood, he struggled to stand, and his eyes were wide with terror.
A lightbulb went off in Meph's head and he quickly shouted out his idea. "Someone get me some oran berry cake!"
Tails winced as he struggled to talk. "I don't think now is the time to eat."
Giga ran up to the three pokemon, holding a piece of cake in each hand. "I have to agree with Pwnage. What's with the oran berry cake? Wait, oran berry! Of course!" Giga quickly stuffed some cake into Tails's mouth.
Blaze blinked in confusion. "Wah?"
A Leafeon stepped up to explain as Tails began noming the cake. "Oran berry cake. The oran berries still have their healing properties."
The Oshawott paused and nodded. "I'm such an idiot. Thanks Annette. So, Tails, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?"
The Zigzagoon continued to nom the cake as the Oshawott started to rant. "Bandits, thieves, attempted murderers, or perhaps the pizza guy? What happened to you? You were late for your own party. It's sad and cruel to hurt someone on their birthday. It's disgusting! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?"
The Oshawott was about to continue ranting and probably annoy everyone around her to the death, but was interrupted by a loud boom of thunder.
Tails' eyes grew wide, and he let out a whimper. "They're coming, they're coming. They're coming!" He began to sob.
Giga paused, startled by Tails' action. "I believe Tails is scarred, though I don't quite get how the storm is related. Perhaps it was an electric type pokemon that put him in this state? Still, I've got this thought in the back of my head. It's important, I think. There's a problem we're not addressing…"
The group was startled by a loud pounding at the door.
Blaze leapt into the air, terrified. "It's the coppas! I'm not here! And if I am, I'm innocent! Just an adorable little Oshawott. I didn't do anything!" The Oshawott glanced around, and hide under a table.
Ignoring the Oshawott, Meph pulled open the door to reveal a Blastoise standing outside. "Oh, hey Chris."
The Oshawott sighed in relief that the cops weren't coming to take her away.
Chris turned to Tails. "You're another year older! You're so old now! I hope you had a great birthday." He turned to face the whole group. "Anyone know Oddishes were flying type?"
The group was confused, but followed the Blastoise outside.
What words could be used to describe the scene they found? Well, I'd have to say astounding, horrifying, and unbelievable. It hides in the pokemon's nightmares, reminding them of it all…
What? What do you mean 'Go back to the story, or else'? This story isn't called 'Or else'. It's called When Radishes Take Over! … Oh, I see what you mean… Right, back to the story…
Lightning flashed in the sky, thunder rumbled, and Oddishes fell from the sky. Hundreds of Oddishes could be seen, floating down, wearing little parachutes. They landed and laughed, an evil smile forming on their small faces.
Thousands of Oddishes could be seen on the rocky cliffs. It was unforgettable.
Giga stepped forward, glaring at the little Oddishes. "I HATE ODDISHES!"
Let the fun begin!
Character ownership:
Blaze the Oshawott belongs to me.
Giga the Graveler belongs to Gigaremo.
Meph the Venonat belongs to Mephilles2.
Tails the Zigzagoon belongs to tails-is-pwnage.
Annette the Leafeon belongs to TJloveshisMidna.
Chris the Blastoise belongs to ChrisMSMB.
Stay tuned for the next chapter of When Radishes Take Over…
What will happen to the Poke-world now that evil Oddishes are coming from the sky to take over? How will this affect everyone? Will we meet more characters? What's with these Oddishes? How are they falling from the sky? What is their goal? Will the chaos be stopped, or will more begin? Why am I asking all of these questions? Find out, next chapter!
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