It was Yuma and he was about to jump off a building he was so sad cause he missed Astral or something. "I'm going to jump!" Yuma said and all his friends were screaming no.
Vector came along and cracked his knuckles and he smiled "Yuma-kun…" and Yuma said "Shingetsu-kun? You c-came for me?" and Vector grinned like a motherfucker and said "You're a sorry excuse for a human being, I am ashamed of your existence. You should end your life, it would be gratifying and plesantful to see you end your life. No one would miss you. You sorry excuse for a filthy cunt bag! Such a shame, that you're wasting your time with such mediocrity. I pity you, you sorry excuse of skin. Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory darling ~" and this sent Yuma into tears and he said "Ok…." And he jumped off the building.
Yuma was screaming "So long goodbye… so long goodbye…" and he kept screaming and he hit ground and all his friends screamed except for Kaito who said "Fuck you gravity!" and Ryoga tried to calm him down but Kaito said "No gravity is an asshole and took Yuma!" And Ryoga tried to calm him down but Kaito got angry and punched Ryoga.
Kaito said, "Why did you do that Vector?" and Vector said, "I don't know I'm just really bored…" and Ryoga said, "I'm going to kill you!" and Vector inhaled deeply and said "You're a sorry excuse for a human being, I am ashamed of your existence. You should end your life, it would be gratifying and plesantful to see you end your life. No one would miss you. You sorry excuse for a filthy cunt bag! Such a shame, that you're wasting your time with such mediocrity. I pity you, you sorry excuse of skin. Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory darling ~" and Ryoga gasped and said, "You know damn well condoms weren't invented when I was born."
Vector said "Then your mom wore a poo diaper for one…" and Kaito said "Hey don't diss his mom, I've seen your mom and she's so ugly everyone died." And Vector is like "How? How you see my mom you little bitch? My mom is so old and dead now because we're in the future and she is from the past, god damn you stupid human."
Kaito froze and said, "I'm not stupid?" and then he turned and saw his fangirl Mizael-sama and said "I'm not stupid right Mizael?" and Mizael said, "No because you're lemon head you nasty fucker."
Eventually Vector got bored and said "I'm gonna whip it out…" and he walked over to everyone and penis smashed them and they died.