Harry Potter
Harry potter always beats the dark arts,
And his patronus is always a stag.
He's cool, but he does not go to pig farts.
Too bad he is an arrogant toe rag...
Harry is always with Ron ad Granger,
Or he's fighting an evil Death Eater.
It seems like Potter's always in danger,
and Harry Potter hates the rat Peter.
Harry's Dumbledore's favorite student,
and Dumbledore is apparently gay.
Dumbledore's optimistic and prudent;
Ask him if Snape's evil, he'll say, "No way!"
Sirius is Harry's cool god father
and he's in the Order of the Phoenix.
With his aunt and uncle, why'd he bother,
When Harry can live with Black on Venus?
Hagrid is Harry Potter's giant friend
And he resides in a very small hut.
Go to Madam Pomfrey 'cause she will mend
Petrified people or even a cut.
Tom Riddle is just an evil pale guy.
If you're a muggle, you'd better watch out
Because Voldemort kills and he is rude.
Just looking at Voldy will make you pout.
He's Harry freakin' Potter, don't you know.
If he uses lumos, his wand will glow.