Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, if I did Naruto and Ino would be together by now, I also do not own the songs used in this story


Naruto and the gang got to the new karaoke bar down town and found a table to sit at. The girls sat on one side and the boys on the other. "So Hinata what are you going to sing if you go on?" Ino asked her best friend. "Ummm I don't really know what I will sing. What about you?" Hinata answered, " I don't know." Responded Ino.

The announcer toke the stage and pulled a name out of a hat. "OK first up is…Naruto!" Naruto left his place next to Ino and went up to the stage and told the announcer what he was going to sing. "He will be singing I write sins not tragedies."

Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,

and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:

"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.

"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...

I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...

Everyone started to clap. Naruto gave the mike back to the announcer "Well that was good. Now next up is…


Did you like it? Or did you not like? Leave me a review and let me know. If you want anyone specific to sing or who you want to sing next chapter let me know and I will try to put them in the story later.