So purple horse was just sitting in her volcano like usual when suddenly a neckbearded fedora tipping soy drinker walked up do her and started to molest her in the horsey bits but she wasnt gonna take none of that gay shit so she put a dildo up his ass and he died.
But he used his magic virgin powers to come back to life and he continued to try and stick his micropenis in her ass. then after multiple dildo related deaths and resurrections he finally gave up.
So after being rejected multiple times he went back home to go read fanfiction. but upon clicking on the mlp tag he saw a shitpost calling ponies gay so -filled with autistic rage- he typed up a response and the died of a heart attack because he was so fat and gay his body couldn't function anymore.
THE END