chapter 1 - the beginning
one day freeze man was chilling out, making some freeze crackers when all of a sudden he had an idea! "i should start my own website selling freeze crackers" he ideaed. thus the website freeze cracker dot com was borne. the website became really popular and suddenly freezeman was a multy-millionair.
5 YEARS LATER
freeze man was chilling out in his mansion freezer when all of a sudden it got really hot in the freezer. "WHY IS IT HOT IN THIS FREAZER" freezeeman yelled to no one. before he had time to answer to no one, his vision went black.
5 YEARS LATER
freeze man was chilling out in a hospitel bed. "oh so your awake' a voice said to him. he looked all around and saw a doctor. "DOCTER DOPPLER!!" HE YELLED "yes it's me freezer man how are you feeling"? mister doppler asked. "like i just got hit by a zillion junk shields..." exclamied freezeman. "you have been out cold... HAHAHA, COLD! ahem, anyway, you've been in a coma for the last 8 years doppeler informed freese man" "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WEBSITE, FREEZECRACKER DOT COM!!" asked freezeman! "doctor doppler told him that his website was still around and very profitable and popular and a hot destination for all of the internet". freeze man was relieved.
a few days later after freeze man had stopped conveying his relief, a thought was in his brain. "wait a minute captain doppler you didn't even know i had a website called how did you know it was doing ok" asked freeman. YOU STUBBORN MULE NOW YOU KNOW THE SECRET scream dr. wily and he took off his clothes to reveal he was really mercury!! the second of the starreploidman series model number SRN-020!! "VENUS I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS YOU!!" freezeman said. "it was me, i was jealous the the success of freeze crackre dot cum and wanted to steal it from you, now you will die!!" yelled earth ""but if i die who will attend to my freeze crackers?! cried freeze cracker man. "i'll attend to your freeze crackers... if you attend to my snatch buster" mars winked and then glomped freeze man like the adorable bishie he is xD
5 YEARS LATER
freeze man and jupiter lied in the hotel bed, tired from their promiscuous experimentation in the field of sexual intercourse. "saturn i couldn't notice that your face felt kind of rubbery during our adventure" "i... don't know what you're talking about..." shyly whistpered uranus. freeze man then tugged at neptune's face but was surprised when a mask popped off of pluto!! "no... you can't be..."
"SAMUEL "TEH" GEEK!! !! !! !! !!"
to be continued...