Axel; Damn.. My turn to do disclaimers..

Me; Shaddap and just do the freaking disclaimer!

Axel; -sigh- fine. Rit-chan does not own Kingdom Hearts, neither does she own the members of Organization XIII. If she did.. Well.. She's a yaoi writer, what more does she have to say. There, I'm done! GO HOME!

Me; Read the story..

Great. Brilliant. PERFECTO. Xenmas got a Summer get away home, which means Axel

and Demnyx get the honorable duty of house sitting the fucking thing. JUST GREAT.

Axel sighed and looked up at the large cabin, this was just to horrible to be true. What

Could make it worse? Oh yeah. Mr. 'I-want-my-Guitar-so-bad-I'm-gonna-fucking-Wine-

About-It'. What's his problem? It's not like he can't just walk two miles to Castle

Oblivion and get it. How crazy can one person get? Oh yeah. He forgot Marluxia…

Axel sighed and started walking towards the door. Might as well start this horrible day

and unpack.. he never quite understood why he couldn't just stay back in his cozy little

room with Roxas and just chill with what little vacation time he had. But no, Baka

Xenmas HAD to put him out here with Demnyx in an old, musty, probably CRAWLING

with spiders, Summer cabin of his.

"Demnyx? Come on Demny.. Where'd you go?" Axel looked around for the blond, but

without luck. Axel looked around, he'd been in this scenario before. Out of nowhere..

"MICKEY MOUSE PEED ON A HOUSE! WHAT COLOR WAS IT?!"

"ARGH!!" Axel screamed and tripped over backwards over a fallen log. Demnyx had

popped out from behind a dead tree and scared the living daylights out of the poor Pyro.

"DAMN IT, DEMNY! I SHOULD KILL YOU FOR THAT!" Axel was up in flames,

quite literally, in anger. Demnyx just pointed at the flaming man and fell over onto the

ground laughing, now crying.

"You're just so easy, though!" he cried, getting the heel of Axel's foot driven into his

stomach.

"Come on, asswipe." Axel mumbled storming off towards the creepy house. Demnyx

hadn't moved from his spot. Axel truly did nail him hard.. Poor thing. Unfortunately, he

wasn't getting hugs from Xigbar today, so he'd just have to get over it. Axel shoved the

old door open and looked around, noticing how dusty it was. No wonder Xenmas liked to

avoid this place at all times. Apparently it hadn't been cleaned in ages! 'That man better

think twice if he thinks I'm gonna clean up this mess..' Axel thought, shaking his head.

With a groan, Demnyx entered the cabin, holding his stomach.

"Bitch I should kill you.." he growled, glaring at the Pyro. Axel just shrugged and walked

further into the house, wondering what was inside. Demnyx grumbled and took a few

steps into the house, jumping slightly when the cabin door closed on it's own. Must be

the wind, he figured.

Muhahahahaha!!

Cliff hanger! D

But yeah, that's it for chapter one. I'll post more on Halloween!

-Axel turns the lights on and off quickly to simulate lighting flashes-

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Axel; -waves-

Me; -hangs on Axel's neck and waves-