A/N: Ok, here's a random songfic about Remus. Happy Halloween! Set during OOTP.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the song (that is actually called werewolves in London)

Werewolf in London

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's,
Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!

Remus strolled down the street. Today was a good day. Correction… Today was a great day. Sirius, although he was in hiding still, was finally staying in London. It felt great to have one of your best friends back. The only thing that would make this day even better would be if he Remus had a girlfriend, but he tried not to think about it. Right now he was supposed to be getting Sirius Chinese food, something he hadn't had in a long time.

You hear him howling around your kitchen door,
You better not let him in.
Little old lady got mutilated late last night,
Werewolves of London again.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo! Huh!

He really couldn't say what his thoughts were on the order's current situation. True, Voldemort wanted a weapon but that didn't mean that he would get it. Then there was poor Harry. He knew Sirius was worried sick about him. That's why Remus was getting him his Chinese food. Couldn't have Sirius turning to alcohol again can we? No, he wasn't going to let that happen.

He's the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent,
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.
You better stay away from him,
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim,
Huh! I'd like to meet his tailor.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!

Remus sighed as he passed a shop window. He was a mess with his shabby clothes and scruffy face. He really did look a werewolf. After all, it had only been 4 days since the last full moon.

Well, at least the people who stay at Sirius' don't mind.

That was very true. Molly couldn't care less as long as his hands were clean for dinner, Sirius didn't care much for personal hygiene in the first place and Tonks' clothes usually had holes in them on purpose! Tonks, he couldn't understand why she hated the name Nymphadora. He thought it was very original but then again, he was sort of old fashioned. That still didn't explain why he was the only one that got away with calling her that.

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen,
Doing the Werewolves of London.
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen,
Doing the Werewolves of London.
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's,
And his hair was perfect.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Huh! Draw blood!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London...

After paying for the Chinese food Remus walked into an alley way and just decided to attempt to apparate with the food. He was starving at this point and just wanted to get home. As he walked inside quietly he saw Tonks coming down the stairs. With a loud crash and a thud, followed by the portrait of Sirius' mother going off Remus watched as the bag of Chinese food flew out of his arms onto the portrait shutting up Mrs. Black. While Sirius wept silently for his dinner all Remus and Tonks could think was…

At least we found some way to shut her up.

Fin

A/: I don't care if you didn't like it, IF YOU LOVE REMUS AT ALL LIKE I DO REVIEW:D

-jillybear