I had this running through my head for probably 8 hours straight while at work. The scary part was I could picture Nodoka sitting there, saying all this. There's going to be more since there's 31 girls altogether in the class and Nodoka's got a lot to say, so enjoy. Warning: lemons, yuri, S&M and just about anything will be in this fanfiction. I don't own any of this, it belongs to Ken Akamatsu, because if I did, Asuna wouldn't make it past the first chapter lol.

Nodoka Miyazaki walks into her room, throwing her bookbag on her bed, as she reaches above her shelf for her cigarettes, ashtray and her diary. Setting them on the table, she quickly strips out of her school clothes and into her leather bustier, thigh high latex boots, leather shorts and elbow length latex gloves. Sighing with relief as she pulls on the last glove, she gives her regular clothes a kick towards her bed and moves over to the bathroom, this time with her diary, pen, cigarettes and ashtray. She sits down on the toilet, pulls out a cigarette, lights it and puffs on it with closed eyes. God after today, that hits the spot. She opens the diary to read the words, "Nodoka, the bitch's diary, touch and die", barely seeing the words she turns to the last entry, and write down after that.

"October 12th, Another fucking shitty day. I swear if I feel Konoka's eyes on me one more time, I'm going to turn around and rip her pretty girlie eyes out even if it's the middle of class!!! Better yet, I hope it's in the middle of class...then I can watch that pussy Negi blubber all over the place. How can a jackass like him not want me...I don't give a shit if he's only 10...stupid boy!!

As she continues her rant, she hears the dorm door open, tilting her head she faintly hears the creak of the fridge door open, "Yo Bitch, I'm in here", she calls out. "and fucking change". She hears the rustle of falling clothes, followed by the creaking of other clothes. Minutes later she hears a knock on the door as she gets up, unlocks it to let in her friend Yue Ayase. She steps back, blowing out smoke as she continues smoking, this time with a smirk on her face. "Took you long enough, what...Haru the slut try to fuck you again?". Yue just glares at her, and brushes back one of her braids and adjusts her leather bodysuit, then reaches for the cigarette in Nodoka's hand. She puffs on it and blows smoke in the other girl's face, as she growls, "Yes, she did...I had to slap her in the face and tell her to get the hell away from me. My walking away real fast kinda helped." Nodoka goes to sit back down on the toilet, taking out another cigarette, lighting it with her lighter as Yue sits on the counter. Nodoka's eyes wander over the tight leather outfit of her best friend as she wonders to herself, I wonder if she'd look good in red leather?

"Serves her right, next time send her my way, I'll fucking straighten her out", the purple haired dominatrix mutters darkly. Yue smiles faintly at these words, "Last time you did that, she missed school for 2 days and walked funny for a week." "It wasn't my fault she fell on that dildo" exclaims Nodoka with uplifted eyebrows. "For 6 hours?", the smaller girl questions. The only reply she got was a evil grin.

"So what are you writing about now?", Yue wonders as she spots the open book by the other girl. Nodoka glances over and picks up the book and pen as she continues to write, this time out loud.

"My slave's sitting here as requested early", Yue giggles as she hears this, "Still trying to figure out what to do with the other girls in the classes. Lolita aka Asuna continues to moon over that girl raping bastard Takahata. When is she going to get a clue that once he doesn't go for bull dyke girls like her but wants softer girls. Too bad I've already turned him down 3 times this quarter, and slapped him 4 times for trying to grab my ass and breasts. Hope he's enjoying those scratch marks I left on his face, Fuckin' Cock!. Speaking of Lolitas, Evangeline keeps mooning after Negi's father Nagi, what kind of stupid bitch calls her kid Negi?? Either way, both girls keep pining after the older men, not realizing the fact that they'll never get laid (in Asuna's case) or laid again (Evvie's case) as long as they keep this up.

As I was saying earlier, Konoka still has a problem with me...it's not my fault she went home for a week and her whore of a girlfriend Setsuna slept with me. She should have never drank the sake I left out, knowing full well she was depressed without her Mistress Konoka to brownbeat her around. So like a good submissive she came crying on my shoulders, one sake bottle led to another and well, you get the picture. I never knew Slut-chan could cum so easily...must be all the stuff Konoka makes her put in there.

Yue laughs out loud at the last part. Nodoka raises one eyebrow, "Share", in a no nonsense tone. Yue looks upwards, "Remember when you let them borrow "American Pie?" Nodoka nods. "Well 2 days later I was walking by the music room and heard some funny noices, looking in I saw Setsuna walking around funny and Konoka laughing. I waited and heard Setsuna complain that the flute was hurting. Then I heard Konoka reply, "So that's why that part's so funny in the movie." Both girls laughed at this last part, trying to picture the samuri girl with a flute dangling between her legs. "Did it sound like it hurt?" Nodoka asks with a smile. "Oh yes, I think I heard her crying at one point." Nodoka grunts, "Good, that'll teach her not cross her Mistress in the future. So Yue, wanna feel what it's like with a flute in your tight pussy?" Yue's eyes widen in horror, "N-no, Mistress", but it seems the other girl only meant it in jest.

"So what should I write about next, Yue?"

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"Uuummmm...why did you w-write me like that?" Nodoka squeaks, "I s-sound mean...Yue, please don't tell me I sound like that!!"

[...slurp...tosses out empty juice box "Don't worry about it Nodoka, no one will ever believer you're capable of that"

"Yue!!!"