Princess Peach's Peeing Problem
Princess Peach Toadstool whimpered as she was running around the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, trying her best to hold in her pee as she really had to go. Was it too much lemonade? Or was it from the fact that she was enjoying herself a bit too much with being devious? Whichever it was, the pain was immensely hurting Peach, and she did not like this.
Not one bit.
"Oh goodness! How come when I fart, I'm okay, but when I need to pee, I'm in great pain!?" Peach whimpered as she rushed down the hallway, only to be knocked away by a crunch from the giant, purple colored three headed Hewdaw dragon from Kid Icarus Uprising, who roared at the blonde, pink clad princess as its other two heads were wrecking the mansion walls.
Yelping with fright, and feeling a small leak in her pink royal dress, Peach got up and dashed away, pushing Dark Pit and Lucina to the side as she quickly pulled out a motion sensor bomb, chucking it at the three headed Hewdaw, which caused a major explosion that shook the mansion, the explosion sending Peach all the way across the hallway, crashing into a wall as she squashed a Chandelure, which got enraged as it burned Peach severely. Peach screamed as she was on fire, running down the hallway and causing the entire place to catch on fire as everyone screamed, fire alarms going off!
"Wait! I know just what to do!" Peach proclaimed as she placed her hands on her hips, closing her eyes as a hot, hissing sound was heard, the blonde princess of the Mushroom Kingdom sighing of relief as a giant smile appeared on her face. She opened her eyes, to see that alarms were still going off as hot purple flames spewed everywhere, causing her to gasp as she placed her hands on her face. "Oh no! I thought that would have stopped the fire from spreading!"
"You idiot! You didn't do anything!" Solid Snake exclaimed as he was chucking grenades into the fire as he only made the fire rise. "You just wet yourself!"
Peach glanced down, to see a giant wet spot on the front of the lower part of her dress, causing her to cry as she blushed in embarrassment. There you have it, folks. Princess Peach Toadstool peed herself. That embarrassment didn't last long, as the entire mansion soon was on fire, with the flames being seen from even outer space as it was located on the Fountain of Dreams from the Kirby's Adventure.
Master Hand came back from doing some grocery shopping, to see hell and chaos taking over the mansion as he noticed Crazy Hand contributing to some destruction by punching through the building various times. Master Hand growled in annoyance as he knew that he had to fix this predicament.
Oh, poor Peach and her weak bladder. If only she didn't torture those innocent young boys earlier... leading to an elaborate back story that will be covered... next time.
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: In all honesty, I am shocked I have not written this years ago. Fetishes can do strange things to you. That, and this was basically on my mind of things to write before... well, it's not like I'll ever retire from writing. Heh heh... heh.