Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ.


"Vegeta..." Burma whispered softly. "Do you love me?"

"Of course I do!" Vegeta answered truthly. "Why wouldn't I? You're my wife!"

"How much?" Bulma asked curiously. "On a scale of one to ten?"

"Seriously?" Vegeta stared blankly. "You really want to know how much I love you?"

Bulma nodded slowly.

"Okay then... Well, in regards to how much I love you, on a scale of one to ten..."

Vegeta paused, took a deep breath - then let out his answer at the top of his lungs.

"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!"


The end.