Just filling another prompt from the kink meme. I really shouldn't, and I'm not even sure this is what the OP wanted, but oh well. My first-ever 5-and-1. I seem to be doing a lot of firsts with the meme prompts. Yay for imagination! And sorry about the tense-changes. For some, past-tense worked nicely. For others, like Uhura and Pike, present-tense worked better. Bear with me and forgive!

Oh, and I don't own the boys, Paramount does. But the boys sure do own me. Heheh. :-D

The Prompt: Sulu/Girl!Kirk. Everybody wants a piece of girl!Kirk. Only Sulu gets one.

Vulcan Wolf's Response: 5 Times Someone Wanted A Piece of the Captain…

5. Uhura

It's only logical: if you can't fight 'em, join 'em. Her captain is smart, she's sassy, and she knows how to work a crowd (read: bridge-crew). Uhura's no different, why should she be? She's Human, she appreciates intelligence and beauty, and her captain is definitely smart and beautiful. Of course, when the (failed) pick-up line is "What temple is missing it's goddess?", it's hard to reisist. Too bad hers is admiration from a distance, making do with flirting on the bridge and touches when the captain's on the prowl. Which, by the way, she does a lot. Not that any of the officers are complaining, just yearning.

4. Spock

Spock was, well, Spock. He was half-Vulcan, his captain was fully Human and oh-so illogical. Then why did he want her so badly? Why did this human whirlwind, who had at their first meeting irritated him beyond understanding, appeal to him? Was it her unfettered, energetic mind? Her cold-logic thinking in a tense situation? But…she was his Captain! He could not desire her in such a fashion, it was wrong! And if none of the surviving Vulcan females wanted him, then why should the Captain want him? It was illogical to want what he could not have, but oh he wanted! And pined in silence, never allowing his desire to affect his working relationship with Jim Kirk.

3. Scotty

He was loud, he was boisterous. She was louder and more boisterous. And she could drink his whiskey-swilling ass under the table any day without trying, and God knows she was welcome to it anytime! And she was a bloody fucking genius, so why not? He liked smart, feisty girls. He'd have given his sandwich for a roll in the hay with the Captain, but he just made do with taking up her precious time with drinking contests and working side-by-side in Engineering. It was all he could do! Frankly, and sadly in his view, it was against regs for the Captain to fraternize with subordinates. That meant just about everyone on the crew, his own fine self included. That just made Scotty sad. No girl that pretty should be alone for the rest of her life! And Jimmy Kirk was just absolutely gorgeous. He personally thought it was a waste, but that was his private opinion.

2. Pike

Is it wrong to want someone young enough to be your daughter? It's Jim Kirk we're talking about here! Sexual charisma and charm in a really short skirt, what's not to want? Yeah he's crippled, but that don't mean his equipment don't work right. And yes, Jim makes the uniform look sinful. Like only she can. And no, he's not about to take advantage of his seniority. He'll just watch and admire from afar, laugh when Jim once again overturns the rules and does things her way. She does it often, usually when she's bored or up against a wall, and it's always fun to watch the results. Not so much fun when the results are Jim and her beloved Enterprise battered and bruised, but...still, it's a relief badly needed in an old man's otherwise very boring life.

1. Bones

Having been befriended of the Human force-of-nature called Jim Kirk, Leonard McCoy knew by now that sanity was relative and crazy ideas were the order of the day. He'd known the girl for roughly five years: three at Starfleet Academy and two on the USS Enterprise. It wasn't long before McCoy realized what it was about Jim that had her flirting with every Cadet at the Academy and later every one of the Senior Officers. She was full of charm, charisma, and feminine sexuality. But, with his heart broken by his selfish, greedy bitch of an ex just before he met Jim, McCoy just watched from afar and wished he had the guts to go after his best-friend. But he never did, and always felt sad when she flirted with someone else on the Senior Staff, like he'd missed his golden opportunity. It wasn't that Jim forgot about him, he just didn't ask for more than friendship-with-benefits or push for more than that. She needed a best friend, and dammit he'd be there for her whenever she needed him. No matter what.

Five people who wish they could have the Captain, and yes, I did go there with Uhura. Why not? They're both attractive, smart women, so...I figure, hell, I covered everybody else, didn't I? Yay!!