The Night Tomo Went Sugar High!
Down on the classroom
Where the kids are all in classes
For dumb and stupid nerds
And the really smart asses
Then Tomo busted in
Nearly scared them half-to-death
Had chocolate covered hands
And vanilla coke on her face.
From her head to her shoes
She was covered with sugar
And whirled around
Like a big drunk stranger.
And she smiled as she said
With a glinter in her eyes
"Good bye to you all,
Cause you're all gonna die!"
The night Tomo went sugar high
The night her brain really died
Tired of a being a manical moron
Now she's a homicidal maniac!
Well the school is gone now
She ate it with cookies
Everywhere you'll find pieces
Of Kagura and Chiyo
Then she tied up the Sakaki
And she held Yomi hostage
And she ground-up Kimura
Into a hentai-sausage!
She got Yukari and Nyamo
And stuffed 'em in a shredder
And stabbed poor Kaorin
Until her face looked more uglier
Then she took out a marker
And drew on Osaka's rear
Then she looked at her mess and said
"I'll be back!"
The night Tomo went sugar high
The night her insanity spread
Now ya can't hardly walk around the world
Without stepping in little kid's guts
There's the still psycologists
And the F.B.I.
There's the van from the eye-witness news
And candy circlin' 'round in the sky
And the sugar rate's flyin'
Dead bodies are rising
And everyone's dying to know
Oh, Tomo, why?!?
My, my, my, my, my, my
She used to be such a sane guy...
Unlike Yukari, now Tomo's doing time
In an Anime prison
For her imfamous shine
Hey creators, don't you cry no more tears
You can animate her again
In seven-hundred more years!
But now Sakaki's in therapy
And Yomi's still nervous
And all the teachers got jobs
Working for the stripping service
And they say Osaka
She's on the phone every night
With her lawyer
Discussing some movie rights
Talkin' bout-
The night Tomo went crazy
The night this strange kid flipped
Broke her back over healthy foods,
Sounds to me like she was tired of getting shit
Wo, the night Tomo went crazy
The night the moron snapped
Realized she'd been screwing too long
Something finally must've snapped in her brain
Wo, Something finally snapped in her brain
Tell ya, Something finally must've snapped...in her brain.