(Although the section is in South Park, this is isn't an SP fanfic, but rather, a fanfiction of a movie which the show's creators made in their younger years, called BASEketball, a movie I haven't seen, but a movie on which I ship the two main characters. I only put it in the South Park section cause there is no section for the movie. Plus it's somewhat related to SP. I will make a South Park fanfiction in the future, but for now, enjoy this one.)

Coop couldn't wait to see Doug. Judging by the long day he had, he was obviously feeling dirty and rather playful, when I say that, I mean it in the dirtiest way possible. You probably know what kind of dirty I'm talking about.

Anyways, when Coop went to his not so clean looking bedroom (which he shared with Doug btw), he saw his glasses-wearing partner who was not the happiest mood. Coop felt bad for him. Coop wanted to help him. Coop wanted to make him feel like someone was in Doug's life.

"Hey. Did something happen dude?" Coop asked actually feeling a bit more sympathetic than usual.

"No. It's just-" That was the only thing Doug started on. "Is it safe to have my glasses on during sex?"

That surprised Coop. Out of all the questions Doug could've asked, this is what he decides to ask?

"What? Of course, it is. Why do think it isn't?" Coop asked.

"Never mind." Doug said.

"No, you're gonna tell me why you think that. So please tell me." Coop commanded.

Doug sighed. Then he said; "I'm just worried my glasses will break. And I don't want contacts!"

Coop just stared at Doug for 10 seconds. Then he said to his companion; "I've seen wear those pretty-ass glasses lots of times, and let me just say, not once, did they break. So yeah, you're basically fine."

"Thanks, man. Sorry I asked that stupid question." Doug replied.

"Hey, don't try to make yourself feel guilty." Coop said. "We all ask silly little things every now and then." Coop laughed. Followed by Doug laughing. Then the two of them were basically laughing themselves off.

"Thanks for being there for me Coop. You've made me happy." Doug said to his partner.

"Good. Let's get to this now." Coop replied.

And then the two proceeded to make love through the night, which I am not describing. After that was done, the two then fell into a deep sleep. Together.

(I actually can't believe I wrote all this at 5 am, lol)