PF: Hello! This is my first story for Twilight! I hope this story goes well.
Emmett: Ho-ho! A story!
Edward: DO we have to go through this?
PF: Yes.
Alice: Oh joy!
PF: You act like Crazy Hand.
Alice: Who?
PF: You don't want to-
Crazy: HEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOO POEPLE OF ETHAR!
Jasper: Who's that big great glove?
PF: Crazy! Your not suppose to be in this story! (Chases Crazy away)
Carlise: What is Ethar?
PF: Crazy likes to say random stuff so he said Ethar instead of Earth.
Bella: Okaaaaaay! Do I want to know?
PF: No, unless you were brave enough to ask him, he'll most likely flick you away.
Esme: And where does Crazy come from? And why do you use PF instead of saying it out loud?
PF: It's shorter that way! So people, start sending in the dares!