Sup everybody. I've already done this for The Walking Dead Video Game and I've decided to do one for Spongebob. Ask anything you like and these assholes will respond. Without further ado, here is some.
How does it feel not to have your license?When the sponge opened his mouth to respond, Patrick let out a loud, obnoxious laugh. "You still haven't gotten your license? Hahaha! What a loser!"
"And you still haven't lost any weight! Hahaha, that, Wideload!" retorted Spongebob feeling bitter as he remembered how Patrick got his license before him. "To answer your question, I still have confidence I'll get it someday."
"And Squidward's nose will shrink," said Patrick.
"Leave my nose outta this!" said Squidward.
"It is pretty big, Mr. Squidward," pointed out Mr. Krabs.
"Just like your fat behind!" He paused for a second. "Ignore that."
Sandy: How many times a year do you visit your hometown?
Sandy: About a weekend a month. On certain holidays a week or 2.
Pat and SB: How often does Junior visit?
Spongebob tapped his chin. "Hm...actually I can't remember the last time I saw him. I doubt he'd see Patrick if he did come around the neighborhood because he's a lazy sack of crap!"
"I've taken care of him plenty of times!" said Patrick crossing his arms.
"How many?" He asked.
"Once! HA!"
Spongebob face palmed.
Squidward: Do you think Krabs has ever you know?
Squidward snorted. "Yeah once and clearly he was too cheap to buy condoms."
"Thats not true and even if it was, that's more than you!" smirked Mr. Krabs.
"Oooooooooooh!" yelled Patrick.