Thursday 17th November 2016

(9:30pm)

Hi, are we still on for tomorrow?

(9:32pm)

Who is this?

(9:34pm)

Seriously?

(9:36pm)

Yes.

(9:38pm)

Come on Wifi, stop messing with me.

(9:41pm)

Now I'm even more confused. Who is wifi?

(9:44pm)

So u seriously don't know what I'm talking about?

(9:47pm)

Should I?

(9:50pm)

Wait wifi was selling her phone, are u the person who bought it?

(9:53pm)

I did buy a new phone recently so I guess so?

(9:55pm)

Oh, sorry for the mix up then :)

(9:57pm)

It's fine, it was just unexpected.

(9:59pm)

Why do you call your friend wifi though?

(10:03pm)

We met in a chatroom and now when we talk online we just call each other by the screen names we used.

(10:05pm)

That's pretty cool actually.

(10:07pm)

Yeah well it's easier for me to use my screen name than my actual name. I'm not that great in real life.

(10:10pm)

Now I'm sure that's a lie.

(10:12pm)

U haven't met me.

(10:13pm)

Don't be so down on yourself. I'm sure that you're great, online or otherwise.

(10:17pm)

U barely know anything about me.

(10:20pm)

Then why don't we get to know each other?

(10:23pm)

Are u sure? For all you know I could be a serial killer.

(10:25pm)

What's to say I'm not one as well ;)

(10:28pm)

Should I be concerned?

(10:30pm)

Not unless you try to murder me.

(10:31pm)

Only if u don't murder me.

(10:32pm)

It's a deal :)

(10:33pm)

Btw you still haven't told me your name.

(10:36pm)

If u don't mind I'd prefer to stay anomonos

(10:36pm)

*Anonymous

(10:38pm)

I'm fine with that, but I need something to call you.

(10:42pm)

Call me Ladybug, that's my screen name after all.

(10:45pm)

Well then Ladybug it's great to meet you. I'm Chat, Chat Noir.

(10:47pm)

Chat Noir?

(10:48pm)

What's wrong with Chat Noir?

(10:49pm)

:P

(10:51pm)

:( You wound me ladybug.

(10:53pm)

Well what do we do now?

(10:55pm)

Obviously we become a superhero duo and protect the city of Paris.

(10:56pm)

U live in Paris?

(10:57pm)

Yes?

(10:58pm)

Me too.

(11:01pm)

Great! Now there's nothing stopping us from becoming the ultimate superhero duo!

(11:03pm)

I think the lack of superpowers might hold us back a bit.

(11:06pm)

Who said I don't have superpowers? I'm telling you right now that I am the most super of the super.

(11:09pm)

Sure :/

(11:11pm)

I am too! I have the best power of all! I destroy everything I touch and make purrfect cat puns.

(11:14pm)

Seriously Chat? Puns? No.

(11:16pm)

You can't stop me!

(11:20pm)

Yes I can, I can use my lucky charm to make u stop.

(11:22pm)

See I told you that we are the most super of the supers.

(11:23pm)

We can't just team up and fight crime tho

(11:26pm)

Why not? It'd be fun.

(11:29pm)

Why not? Bc we could die?

(11:32pm)

A minor detail.

(11:35pm)

There are no minor details, it's ur life Chat!

(11:46pm)

Don't worry, I'm pawsitive that I'd be fine.

(11:51pm)

I swear if u continue with the puns I might actually consider murdering u Chat...

(11:59pm)

Oh my lady, I'd like to see you try. :)

Friday November 18th

(7:02am)

Morning ladybug!

(7:09am)

Chat, what are u doing awake so early?

(7:13am)

I've been awake since 4am.

(7:15am)

There's no way ur human...

(7:20am)

Oh no, you've found out my secret! I'm actually not human I'm a magical girl!

(7:21am)

It's too early for this.

(7:24am)

Sorry Ladybug, I didn't mean to wake you so early.

(7:30am)

Then don't message me at this time in the future, some of us are human and like to sleep.

(7:34am)

Sorry, I'll let you sleep now, I gotta go to school now anyway.

(7:40am)

School? School doesn't start for like another hour?

(7:43am)

Well I've been home schooled up until this year so What can I say? I'm excited to get there early.

(7:45am)

Ur weird, who get's excited about school?

(7:46am)

Me.

(7:50am)

Well ur weird and I'm going back to sleep.

(7:53am)

You do realise that you're going to have to get up to get ready for school pretty soon anyway right?

(7:55am)

:( I cri

(4:50pm)

Hey Chat, how was school?

(5:02pm)

It was great except I made a mistake and now a girl in my class is mad at me.

(5:07pm)

U better make it up to her ;)

(5:09pm)

But how? I don't know what I'm supposed to do!

(5:11pm)

Be nice and explain to her what happened.

(5:14pm)

That's it? The movies I watched made it out to seem like I have to get her flowers and chocolates and a airplane...

(5:17pm)

I'd be happy if u got me all that, but no you don't have to do that.

(5:20pm)

Oh that's good, it means I won't have to make my dad mad at me about spending all our money on making it up to a girl.

(5:22pm)

:D

(5:24pm)

Ladybug, This is gonna sound really random but how on earth do you sleep so late?

(5:27pm)

What makes u think I do?

(5:30pm)

You thought 7am was early...

(5:32pm)

It is early! It's not sleeping late until u sleep past mid-day

(5:36pm)

How often does that happen?

(5:37pm)

Every weekend.

(5:40pm)

How? I can't even sleep past 8am.

(5:43pm)

Ur just confirming my suspicion that Ur not human.

(5:46pm)

Well that's quite a human-ous observation.

(5:48pm)

That wasn't even a good pun!

(5:50pm)

Are you fur real? That was a clawsome pun!

(5:53pm)

Stop!

(5:54pm)

Why am i BUGging you?

(5:59pm)

I swear I will murder u kitty cat.

(6:06pm)

That's going to be kind of hard given that you know nothing about me bugaboo.

(6:09pm)

Then I'll murder u when I know more about u.

(6:12pm)

Sorry bugaboo my dad wants me for something, but don't worry I'll CATch you later ;)

(6:20pm)

Now I know something about u... u have a dad...

(6:21pm)

Yeah that really narrows it down for you...

(6:23pm)

Shut up!