OMG I LOVE ONE DIRECTION. LET ME TELL YOU MY STORY! SO I WENT TO THIER CONCERT AND THEN NIALL HORAN SAW ME IN THE CROWD. THEN HE CALLED ME UP ON STAGE AND TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME! THEN I WENT ON TOUR WITH THEM (EVEN THO I CANT SING) BUT YA. THEN I GOT PREGNENT WITH NIALL JR. THEN I DEPORTED FROM IRELAND BEACUSE I WAS NOT BORN THERE HENCE I WAS NOT A CITIZEN. AND THEN NIALL SAID THAT I COULNT LEAVE HIM... BUT ACCATULLY I SAID THAT. SO THEN WHEN THE PO-PO TRYED TO TAKE ME TO THE PLANE I HIT THEM AND BIT THEM. NOW I HAVE A LOVLY LITTLE GIRL. YOU ARE PROBALY WONDERING WHERE I ENDED UP... JAIL POOHEADS. BYE
