Sergeant Keroro Presents:
Stalkers? De Arimasu!
By Alex Young
The Sarge's room, 4:00 pm. Halloween, 2001
One day when Sergeant Keroro was surfing the web within the comfort of his own room, he happened across a startling revelation that would rock the platoon to its very core. It was its very own fan base, and it didn't originate from anywhere else but the very planet that the Sarge and company were trying to conquer; Earth. Intrigued by this, he proceeded to delve ever deeper into the darkest recesses of the internet to find out more. However, as soon as the sarge found some assorted pictures of himself and Tamama getting it on with each other, a huge nuclear bomb of utter disgust suddenly exploded within his amphibian brain. So much so that the Sarge had called an emergency platoon meeting regarding this new threat. "This super top secret emergency meeting is out of concern for the safety of this here platoon. Apparently, while scouring the Pekoponian internet, I had collected some truly appalling pictures of what they call 'fan art.' Do any of you know what this means? It means that we have a bunch of STALKERS ON THE PEKOPONIAN INTERNET!" The Sarge bellowed in a crescendo to everyone's gaping horror, with the obvious exception of Sergeant Major Kululu, of course. "I got one thing to say about it, Sarge; JUST WHOSE LAME BRAINED IDEA WAS IT TO PAIR ME UP WITH KULULU FOR FRICK'S SAKE!?" Giroro screeched citing the sight of a particularly ghastly picture of himself and Kululu getting it on with each other. "K-Koyuki would never even think about THAT!" Dororo sobbed as he witnessed himself, Koyuki, and Giroro having a three way orgy together. "Kukuku, I wouldn't mind banging Tamama for a bit." Kululu sniggered to Tamama's cringing furor. As Keroro judged by his platoon's reactions, each and every last one of these grisly porno photos was not a pretty sight. In fact, all of it left him with an uncertain question; whatever the hell happened to the very planet that they were trying to conquer to have conjured up such filth?
A/N; This particular fanfiction does not reflect my opinion on fan art and pornography in general, and thus is written strictly for your reading pleasure.
Update, this fan fiction work is now on deviantart