Life of a Turret
1st edition
Stage 1: the turret is manufactured and filled with bullets.
Stage 2: the turret goes through the aperture science pipe network, where it might get stuck. If it does, it has no hope because wheatly is there to discourage everybody.
Stage 3: if it does not, it is placed in a testing chamber and waits.
Stage 4: chell walks in, the turret fires at her, but she uses an aperture science weighted storage cube to knock it over.
Stage 5: the turret forgives her.
OR
Stage 3: Wheatly turns it into a frankenturret, and hops around with a chirping voice, until chell uses it to keep a button down.
